A/N: I just thought of the craziest shit... What if one of you fuckers reading this book goes to my college? It's so damn unlikely, but oh God... Also, don't take me calling you all fuckers as an insult. That's just how I am.
Scrap Baby:
... I think I need therapy.
Lefty:
... YOU THINK?
Helpy:
What happened?
Scrap Baby:
I saw a happy family earlier... and I cried. Well, as close to crying as I can get.
Scraptrap:
We had a fine family. Stop being dramatic.
Scrap Baby:
YOUR CREATION FUCKING KILLED ME!
Molten Freddy:
... All of your kids suffered, and no one knows where the hell your wife is. Is she dead, did she rightfully leave your ass, is she happy out in the world? So many questions.
Scrap Baby:
... Yeah... What happened to Mom?
Scraptrap:
... No comment.
Lefty:
And you have the audacity to say your family was fucking fine.
Scraptrap:
Yours wasn't any better.
Scrap Baby:
BULLSHIT! THEY WERE HAPPY! HENRY WAS A GOOD FATHER UNLIKE YOU! YOU FUCKING RUINED THEIR HAPPY FAMILY!
Lefty:
... Took the words right out of my fucking mouth.
Rockstar Freddy:
I hate to ruin this angst filled moment but... PLEASE DEPOSIT FIVE COINS!
Bucket Bob:
OH MY FUCKING GOD! SHUT UP!
Happy Frog:
No one cares about your coin addiction.
Rockstar Freddy:
AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU BITCH!
Helpy:
... He's not wrong. LMAO
Happy Frog:
Molten Freddy cares about me... Right babeeeeee?
Molten Freddy:
... Ew. I'm not your fucking babe or "babeeeeee".
Happy Frog:
He just doesn't want our relationship public... It's OK. He loves me.
Scrap Baby:
Delulu...
Lefty:
Definitely delulu.
Scraptrap:
What the hell is "delulu"?
Scrap baby:
Delusional... It's fucking obvious.
Molten Freddy:
He's old... Remember that.
Scrap Baby:
If I was still alive, I'd probably be old too. LMAO
Lefty:
Ew... Don't make me think about that. Imagine me as a grandma.
Scrap Baby:
I'd be proud of my grandkid's gold stars... UNLIKE SOMEONE!
Scraptrap:
GET OVER IT!
Rockstar Freddy:
... COINS? 🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙
Helpy:
I put some on table 6... Go get them yourself.
Bucket Bob:
Enabler... HELPY IS DEALING DRUGS!
Happy Frog:
Drugs are bad.
Molten Freddy:
... WELL NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCk!
Happy Frog:
SHERLOCK? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME? WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
Helpy:
LMFAO, she's so fucking stupid.
Scrap Baby:
It's honestly sad... How can a literal animatronic, who probably has the power to access information, be so dumb?
Lefty:
I don't fucking know anymore. William, I blame you.
Scraptrap:
I DID NOT BUILD HER!
Molten Freddy:
YOU HELPED START THIS STUPID FRANCHISE!
Scraptrap:
Then Henry is just as much at fault.
Scrap Baby:
No... It's just you.
Lefty:
Exactly. You just suck.
Happy Frog:
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE CHEATED ON ME! OH MY GOD! I LOVED HIM! I TRUSTED HIM! HE CHEATED ON ME WITH SOME WHORE NAMED SHERLOCK!
Molten Freddy:
WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER! Also... Sherlock Holmes is a fucking character. He's not just some whore that I could fuck.
Helpy:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CONVERSATION?
Lefty:
... All I'm getting is Afton caused shit and Happy Frog is stupid.
Bucket Bob:
And Rockstar Freddy is an addict and Helpy is a drug dealer...
Lefty:
... LMAO, forgot about that.
Helpy:
... I've already committed tax fraud so... WHO WANTS CRACK?
Scraptrap:
... I hate all of you.
Lefty:
Hate you too William. 😘
Scrap Baby:
FUCKING HELL! LMAO!
Happy Frog:
I'M JUST GONNA FIND SOMEONE BETTER! SCREW YOU AND SHERLOCK!
Molten Freddy:
SHUT UP DUMB BITCH!
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FanfictionHELLO MY FAZBALLS! Ok, so I've been wanting to write this story but I am pretty sure no one is gonna give a shit about it but... here it is. As stated by the title, this is a FNAF group chat fanfic. That should be self explanatory. Let's get some...
