Nightmare Fredbear:
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?
Nightmare Bonnie:
What?
Nightmare Chica:
It's 1983... Are you predicting the future?
Nightmare Fredbear:
I had a dream that I bit a kid.
Nightmare Mangle:
... We don't sleep.
Nightmare Foxy:
You don't sleep... We do... Crazy bitch.
Nightmarionne:
No... You all just sit and close your eyes for five seconds, and make an awful snoring sound, then you get up and say that you slept.
Nightmare Freddy:
Yeah... We're sleeping.
Nightmare Chica:
You're all just stupid.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
No... I'm Bonnie. I don't know who Stupid is.
Jack-O-Chica:
FUCKING IDIOT!
Freddle 2:
OK... Enough about your sleeping bullshit! I'm hungry. Tomato soup?
Freddle 1:
HAM!
Nightmare Chica:
NO MORE HAM!
Nightmarionne:
Tomato soup sounds nice...
Freddle 2:
HELL YEAH!
Nightmare Bonnie:
I WANNA HELP MAKE IT! YAY!
Nightmarionne:
... Fine. Just don't be stupid.
Freddle 2:
I never thought I'd agree with you.
Nightmare:
... We're fucked.
Nightmare Mangle:
Everyone evacuate before it's too late.
Nightmare Bonnie:
EXPLOSION!
Freddle 2:
YOU RUINED THE SOUP!
Nightmarionne:
FUCKING IDIOT!
Nightmare Mangle:
I'm so glad I left... I see smoke coming out of the window.
Freddle 3:
I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE!
Nightmare Foxy:
It looks like a fucking crime scene.
Jack-O-Chica:
... Yeah, if you killed the giant spaghetti God. LMAO, no one bleeds tomato soup.
Nightmare Fredbear:
... I bet you're fun at parties. 🙄
Nightmare Chica:
You sure as hell aren't. You stand on shelves and throw shit at people while making loud ass bird noises.
Nightmare:
That's weird coming from a FUCKING BIRD!
Nightmarionne:
STOP FUCKING ARGUING AND COME HELP US!
Freddle 2:
... I would just lick the soup off of everything, but it tastes like battery acid for some reason.
Nightmare Balloon Boy:
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! 🔋
Nightmare Freddy:
No one fucking likes you.
Freddle 1:
... I don't want to help fix a fuck up that's not my fault.
Freddle 3:
Exactly. It's like when a teacher punishes a whole class just because Timmy in the back keeps throwing snotty tissues at her... Fuck Mrs. Vandleburg.
Nightmare Mangle:
WHO THE FUCK IS THAT? LMAO.
Freddle 3:
I honestly have no idea. I've never been to school. I hate that bitch though.
Nightmare Bonnie:
She probably just needs dick.
Nightmarionne:
GROSS! SHUT UP AND CLEAN UP YOUR MESS!
Nightmare Bonnie:
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! FUCK YOU!
Jack-O-Bonnie:
... Update, he's now crying while cleaning and I'm helping because I'm scared of being thrown into a wall like he was.
Nightmare Mangle:
I'm really glad I left... I'm down the street fucking around with a squirrel that probably has herpes or something.
Nightmare Foxy:
LMFAO, HERPES! WTF?
Nightmare Mangle:
... Yes, I meant rabies. No, I'm not that stupid. It was a joke.
Plushtrap:
I was about to say... I had faith in you.
Nightmare Mangle:
... Why the fuck do you have faith in me? I'm a dumb bitch.
Plushtrap:
At least you're aware.
Nightmare Freddy:
... Asshole.
Plushtrap:
Dumb fuck...
Freddle 1:
Now, gentlemen... Let's settle this like adults.
Nightmare Freddy:
FUCKITH THOU!
Plushtrap:
... Screw this.
Nightmare Mangle:
FUCKITH THOU! LMAO
Nightmare Freddy:
I almost said "Thou shall be fuckithed" but I realized that sounds wrong.
Nightmare Fredbear:
LMFAO, that's fucking amazing.
Plushtrap:
... No thanks... I'm good.
Freddle 2:
... The soup is cleaned up and the house didn't completely burn down. I'm still sad because I never got the tomato soup I wanted, but whatever. I'll just go cry into a pillow and think about how life sucks.
Nightmare Bonnie:
I'M SORRY!
Nightmarionne:
FUCK YOU!
Nightmare:
... You all need therapy.
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