FNAF group chat

Security Breach (17)

Monty:
Can somebody tell me what S.T.A.F.F stands for?
Glamrock Foxy:
Shit tits ass fuck fuck.
Glamrock Freddy:
It's just Staff.
Vanny:
No... Foxy is right. LMAO
Roxy:
HOLD UP! What's with the name change?
Vanny:
... Don't worry about it. Everything's fine...
Glamrock Freddy:
... Gregory... Stay close.
Gregory:
I'm across the building Freddy.
Cassie:
We're playing some new game called... Yum Yum 83...
Glamrock Chica:
... Who's in charge of this shit?
Eclipse:
Fazbear Entertainment... They love marketing off of their past fuck ups.
Gregory:
... OK, so I have a question that's been plaguing my mind since my near death to a ritual... WHO'S DAVE?
Vanny:
Hold on...
(Vanny added Dave to the chat)
Vanny:
This is Dave...
Dave:
Roses are red,
My name is Dave.
This makes no sense...
MICROWAVE!
Gregory:
LMFAO, who said he should be fired? He seems awesome.
Dave:
... No one likes me.
Vanny:
Oh, he's terrible at his job. If someone asks for a pizza, he'll bring them a salad. If I ask him to check the cameras, he mops the floor... If he's asked to come in for an extra shift, he walks through the door, stands there for five seconds, then leaves.
Glamrock Freddy:
Pardon my judgement but... YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO CRITICIZE HIM! You steal from the company, leave during your shift without clocking out, sleep on the job, and more.
Vanny:
... First off, this company has millions of fucking dollars, so me taking food every now and then isn't hurting them. Second, me leaving isn't as bad as his bullshit. Last... I NEVER GET TO GO HOME! I'M EXHAUSTED! I CAN'T FUCKING HELP THE FACT THAT I CAN'T FUNCTION OFF OF HALF AN HOUR OF SLEEP! FUCK YOU FREDDY!
Dave:
The only reason I'm so bad at my job is because I want to get fired. LMAO. I've tried to quit, but they told me no.
Cassie:
That's stupid. Also... Does anyone else think Freddy still holds a grudge?
Vanny:
Against me? No... Not at all...
Monty:
... I DETECT SARCASM!
Roxy:
... LMAO, He's always keeping an eye on her no matter what she's doing.

Dave:
The higher ups hate her too. LMAO.
Glamrock Bonnie:
Honestly. They try to fire her every week... Just because they don't trust her. They can never find a valid reason though because... She's always here, kind of, and any incident that happens is handled very well.
Roxy:
True. This place would fall apart without her here.
Vanny:
... I feel appreciated. I'm just waiting for the insult to come...
Gregory:
And she's a bitch.
Vanny:
There it is!
Glamrock Freddy:
... Well, I'm sorry if I'm on edge... THAT NAME CHANGE ISN'T HELPING!
Vanny:
I told you it's fine...
Cassie:
... Then why do I see you coming towards us?
Glamrock Freddy:
I'm on my way...
Gregory:
RUN!
Roxy:
... MONTY'S MYSTERY MIX SLUSHY PENIS! LMAO
Monty:
I saw that review too! How the fuck did that even happen?
Glamrock Foxy:
... That's just wrong on so many fucking levels
Dave:
Syrup does not autocorrect to penis... Unless you're really fucking stupid.
Eclipse:
I agree... Also, we got rid of the mystery mix, right?
Dave:
We actually just brought it back...
Glamrock Chica:
I have been instructed to stay far away from it... I don't know why it causes me to lose my shit, but it does.
Roxy:
Remember the time you chased a kid because she had it, and she fell down the stairs and broke her leg? LMAO
Glamrock Bonnie:
HOLY SHIT! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! I wish I was there to watch that.
Monty:
... Sadist. You like to see kids in pain?
Glamrock Bonnie:
I like watching people fall down stairs.
Glamrock Freddy:
WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY? WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO WITH THEM?
Eclipse:
...
Glamrock Chica:
... Oh my God.
Dave:
Vanessa... You broke him.
Vanny:
They're going home with me.
Gregory:
We've been planning this for like a week now.
Cassie:
We're going to watch a ton of horror movies, and beat the shit out of each other with pillows.
Glamrock Freddy:
BRING THEM BACK OR I'M CALLING THE COPS!
Vanny:
Freddy... I will remind you that you do not have legal custody over Gregory, and I officially signed papers to be his guardian considering they wouldn't let you do so. Calling the cops would be useless. They're fine.
Gregory:
Pretty sure she changed her name in here just to see how pissed Freddy could get.
Roxy:
... IT WORKED! LMAO
Glamrock Bonnie:
FREDDY SAID FUCK! I'M SO PROUD!
Cassie:
Hold on... So, legally...
Vanny:
... Don't even start that shit. I've already stated I'd be a shitty parent. It's just for legal purposes.
Gregory:
Yeah... I'm not calling you Mom. LMAO
Dave:
LOL, tonight has been interesting, but I'm out.
(Dave has left the chat)
Eclipse:
He's burying himself in the ball pit.
Glamrock Freddy:
... I feel ashamed. I can't believe I used such vulgar language. I apologize...
Glamrock Foxy:
... And he's over it. Damn, that didn't last long.
Cassie:
I took a screenshot.
Monty:
YAY! BLACKMAIL MATERIAL!