FNAF group chat

FNAF2 (17)

Puppet:
WHO CHANGED MY MUSIC BOX?
Mangle:
NOT ME! I would fear for my life if I did that.
Withered Golden Freddy:
... You aren't even alive. LMAO
Puppet:
WHO FUCKING DID IT?
Toy Freddy:
... Take a wild fucking guess.
Puppet:
TOY FUCKING BONNIE!
Toy Bonnie:
I PLEAD THE SIXTH!
Withered Bonnie:
The fifth! Fucking idiot.
Toy Bonnie:
FIFTH, SIXTH! SAME FUCKING THING!
Withered Chica:
... Is he trying to argue that five and six are the same?
Toy Chica:
Just a daily reminder that... HE CAN'T FUCKING COUNT!
Mangle:
Oh, and time for the daily show... Toy Bonnie being thrown by an angry Charlie.
Puppet:
YOU'RE NEXT IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!
Mangle:
... I'm already fucked up. How much more fucked up can I become?
Puppet:
... Good point. LMAO
Withered Golden Freddy:
... Let's deescalate this situation... Remember how William couldn't count?
Puppet:
... Oh my God. He fucking couldn't. Do you know how many times he said "You had one job." Or "You only have to worry about one thing", then he said two fucking things?
Toy Freddy:
Theory... He hates the number 2.
Toy Bonnie:
It's OK. I hate the number 11.
Mangle:
... Fucking why?
Toy Bonnie:
Because I thought it was the same as 2 for a long time. You know, 11, 1 and 1... 1+1 is 2. So, 11 = 2.
Withered Foxy:
YOU CAN DO BASIC ADDITION, BUT YOU CAN'T FUCKING COUNT? You're just as bad as Afton.
Toy Bonnie:
I didn't kill kids.
Puppet:
... He has a point. LMAO
Mangle:
I did! I'm the next Afton.
Withered Chica:
... HOLY SHIT! WHEN?
Mangle:
I'm kidding. Never.
Balloon Boy:
You ripped my head off.
Mangle:
You don't count. Also, I'll do it again. Where are you?
Puppet:
We have customers. NO!
Mangle:
Charlie, you literally just threw Toy Bonnie because he fucked with your music box. I should be able to break BB.
Puppet:
... Fair. Go ahead.
Withered Bonnie:
What did he change the music box to anyway?
Toy Bonnie:
Some music box version of that I'm Just Ken song from the Barbie movie.
Shadow Freddy:
... You deserved to be thrown. Fucking gross.
Puppet:
Exactly. I'd be pissed regardless if the music box was fucked with, but that was just too far.
Mangle:
Can I change it to something? I promise it will be good.
Puppet:
NO!
Toy Chica:
How are you guys ever changing it?
Withered Foxy:
Switching out the entire music box for another one.
Toy Freddy:
Let's all gang up and change it daily!
Withered Golden Freddy:
... ISHYGDDT.
Shadow Bonnie:
That is not how you spell my name.
Withered Golden Freddy:
... It stands for: "I seriously hope you guys don't do that."
Toy Chica:
Just type that out then. Damn.
Withered Golden Freddy:
I was trying to be cool! Fuck you.
Mangle:
... You failed. LMAO
Withered Golden Freddy:
OK, THAT'S AN ACRONYM! WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
Puppet:
What the hell are you on? Chill.
Mangle:
Oh... I'm sorry. LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
Mangle:
Is that better asshole?
Withered Golden Freddy:
...
Withered Chica:
... Ignore him. He's just mad because the crack in the wall is growing and it's pissing him off that no one is fixing it.
Shadow Bonnie:
LMFAO, I'm going to come break the fucking wall.
Puppet:
Oh my fucking God. I hate this place. Dear God, if you exist, take me to fucking heaven.
Toy Bonnie:
You'd go to hell. You're too violent.
Puppet:
... Do you want me to throw you again? :)
Toy Bonnie:
... I plead the fourth.
Withered Foxy:
Still wrong dumbass.
Toy Bonnie:
I DON'T CARE. YOU'RE MOM!
Withered Freddy:
... The fuck is that supposed to mean?
Toy Bonnie:
SHUT UP!
Toy Freddy:
... Can we petition to have a new band member?
Toy Chica:
PLEASE!
Shadow Bonnie:
I'll join. We'll be Keyboard Smash and the Toys. LMAO
Mangle:
FUCKING KEYBOARD SMASH!
Puppet:
You're all ridiculous.