Security Breach (11)

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Vanessa:
... WHY DID YOU ALL JUST SPRINT OUT OF THE FRONT ENTRANCE?
Gregory:
FREEDOM! WOOHOO!
Monty:
You could literally leave at any time...
Gregory:
I don't feel like living in a box again...
Glamrock Bonnie:
I'm sorry... WHAT?
Roxy:
That doesn't matter... WHY IS FREDDY WAVING AT A FUCKING STOP SIGN?
Vanessa:
WHY DID YOU FUCKING LEAVE?
Glamrock Chica:
We're bored... that's all.
Glamrock Foxy:
I'm racing Roxy to that stupid ass park down the street.
Glamrock Freddy:
That's a park? I thought it was a junkyard...
Vanessa:
LMFAO, it basically is. It's unsafe and kid's never play on it.
Gregory:
I'M GOING TO FUCKING PLAY ON IT! WOOHOO, SAFETY HAZARD!
Vanessa:
I'll be there in a minute. I need to supervise you fuckers. You're all idiots.
Monty:
I AM NOT!
Roxy:
You just smashed a hole in a random person's trailer... OH SHIT! RUN! THEY'RE COMING OUTSIDE!
Glamrock Bonnie:
FREDDY NO! DON'T WAVE AT HIM!
Glamrock Foxy:
Why is he screaming at us in a mix of German and Chinese? LMFAO
Vanessa:
WHAT THE HELL MONTY?
Monty:
To be fair, it had an ugly cow face on it... FUCK COWS!
Glamrock Chica:
TF DO YOU HAVE AGAINST COWS?
Monty:
IT WAS UGLY! Also, Freddy fucking waved at it!
Roxy:
LMFAO, Freddy would literally wave if Gregory was being dragged away by a murderer.
Vanessa:
Shall we test that theory?
Gregory:
Maybe later... I'm trying not to die on these shitty monkey bars right now.
Glamrock Bonnie:
They look like they're made from broken shower curtain rods.
Vanessa:
Foxy, how the hell did you get up there?
Glamrock Foxy:
Not sure, but this isn't very sturdy and I think it's about to fall...
Glamrock Freddy:
That's why you don't stand on top of the play structure...
Glamrock Chica:
Is that slide made out of an old moldy mattress... BONNIE! DON'T BITE IT!
Glamrock Bonnie:
It looks like it has a cakey texture.
Monty:
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SWINGS?
Gregory:
It isn't a park without swings. Either way, why are you concerned? It's not like your huge animatronic ass could fit on one...
Roxy:
LMFAO
Vanessa:
You fuckers broke out of the pizzaplex to come to this shit hole?
Glamrock Chica:
I'm gonna assume you didn't clock out and you're getting paid to not be there again.
Vanessa:
I literally do this at least once a week. It's Fazbear Entertainment. It's not like they give a shit. I'm usually leaving to get food or walk around Walmart at ungodly hours of the night.
Gregory:
We once had an old people scooter race... and I knocked over a shelf full of Jesus statues. Long story short, we got the fuck out of there.
Vanessa:
We hid out in some random ass building until all of the cops were gone.
Glamrock Chica:
Was that the night you two came back nearly passing out from laughing so hard?
Gregory:
Yes... we almost fucking died from laughter... LITERALLY!
Glamrock Foxy:
OH SHIT! IT'S FALLING! EVERYONE MOVE!
Glamrock Chica:
FREDDY! Gregory nearly got crushed AND YOU'RE JUST WAVING?
Glamrock Freddy:
I think there's something wrong with my programming.
Gregory:
... this park is actually made of trash. I just found a pair of men's underwear with shit in them... WHAT THE HELL?
Monty:
Ew... we left to come here?
Vanessa:
I'VE BEEN ASKING THAT THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME!
Glamrock Chica:
I'm just concerned about Bonnie, who clearly took a bite of the mattress slide.
Roxy:
He's crying... like, full on sobbing.
Glamrock Bonnie:
I BIT IT AND A SCORPION CAME OUT!
Monty:
OK... and? Why the hell are you crying?
Glamrock Bonnie:
A SCORPION CAME OUT OF THE MATRESS! I WAS ABOUT TO BITE IT AGAIN!
Glamrock Foxy:
Did it actually taste good or something?
Glamrock Chica:
I doubt it. Bonnie is just... Bonnie.
Gregory:
It's not like a scorpion could actually hurt him either.
Glamrock Freddy:
Like Chica said, he's just... Bonnie.
Glamrock Bonnie:
I'm pretty sure this is offensive.
Vanessa:
Calling you Bonnie is offensive? LMAO
Glamrock Foxy:
That doesn't matter. We should probably head back. This park sucks and I broke it.
Roxy:
Let's find a new route though... I don't want to pass the angry guy who screams in German and Chinese at us.
Monty:
I'm still not wrong for breaking his trailer. THE COW WAS UGLY!
Vanessa:
IT WAS A FUCKING PICTURE OF A STUPID COW!
Monty:
AN UGLY COW! GET IT RIGHT!

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