Toy Freddy:
Make sure to consult your prescription to see if the number 7 is right for you.
Mangle:
It may harm small women or large children.
Toy Chica:
Don't use large machinery if you're ugly or pregnant.
Puppet:
What the fuck are you all on?
Toy Bonnie:
The mind melter. After using it, I now feel completely pineapple. Bark at your doctor to see if it's homosexual for you.
Withered Freddy:
... It's because they're all vaccinated and that warning message was sent to phones. The microchips are screwing with them.
Toy Freddy:
I know for a fact that I wasn't vagina.
Mangle:
... FUCKING WHAT?
Toy Freddy:
DAMN AUBURN COCKROCKET! VACCINATED!
Toy Freddy:
AUTO CUCUMBER!
Toy Freddy:
DUCK THIS!
Toy Freddy:
FISH!
Withered Bonnie:
... Even I can type better than that, and I only have one fucking arm.
Withered Chica:
... Honestly.
Mangle:
*Damn autocorrect. Fuck
Toy Freddy:
Thank you! Damn.
Withered Foxy:
Now that we're done with that bullshit... How's everyone's day going?
Withered Golden Freddy:
Oh, it's pretty good. I just won the lottery, but I honestly didn't need the money. However, I'm throwing a party to celebrate in my mansion, and at the end, we're going to go out on my yacht and drink imported aged wine.
Withered Foxy:
... Anyone who's in the room with me, don't fucking answer. I know how your day is going.
Shadow Bonnie:
I'm in the room with you, but you don't know how my day is going...
Withered Freddy:
... You're in the room with us?
Withered Foxy:
... FUCKING DON'T DO THAT SHIT!
Shadow Bonnie:
My day is going great though. Thanks for asking...
Puppet:
90 years without slumbering, tick-tock, tick-tock...
With his life seconds numbering, tick-tock, tick-tock...
But it stopped short
Never to go again
When the old man died.
Shadow Freddy:
... What?
Puppet:
I hate small talk, so I sent something stupid.
Toy Chica:
Those are the lyrics to that music box, right?
Puppet:
Yep. Quite depressing, aren't they?
Withered Golden Freddy:
Everyone dies.
Shadow Freddy:
Alright Edge Lord. We get it.
Mangle:
OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Toy Freddy:
... It's a family walking in unison, and they're all wearing blow-up pizza costumes.
Mangle:
Alright... Glad we're seeing the same thing... Now, my next question is... WHY?
Withered Golden Freddy:
Walking in unison? Sounds like a cult.
Toy Chica:
... They can't even sit down. LMAO
Withered Bonnie:
I WANNA SEE!
Withered Chica:
BONNIE! GET BACK HERE! NO!
Withered Foxy:
And... We lost him.
Withered Golden Freddy:
It's always fucking Bonnie.
Toy Bonnie:
I CAN'T EAT THE GIANT PIZZA?
Toy Freddy:
DID YOU NOT SEE MY MESSAGE THAT SAID COSTUMES?
Puppet:
... Please decommission me.
Shadow Bonnie:
I love that they're all different types of pizza though. We've got Dad Cheese, Mom Pepperoni, Teen Sausage, and Kid... Pineapple. That little shit ruined it.
Withered Foxy:
... Pineapple really isn't that bad.
Shadow Bonnie:
SHUT UP BITCH!
Mangle:
... You guys forgot about their baby... who is dressed as a pizza roll.
Toy Chica:
That's kind of cute honestly.
Mangle:
... I hate kids, but it's pretty damn funny to see them all looking like pizza cannibals.
Shadow Bonnie:
I just want you all to know that when I was listing out the pizza family members earlier, I almost put Daddy Cheese, but... That just sounds wrong.
Shadow Freddy:
... Yeah, I'm glad you didn't fucking put that.
Toy Freddy:
That's gonna be my new gamer username now. @DaddyCheese
Toy Chica:
It's already taken by Charles Entertainment Cheese himself.
Mangle:
LMAO, FUCKING WHAT?
Withered Freddy:
... Fuck him That rat bastard is a rip off.
Puppet:
... Uh. Alright.
Withered Golden Freddy:
... Daddy Cheese seriously does sound like a problem though.
Shadow Bonnie:
Yeah... I can't believe I even thought of that.
Toy Freddy:
... Charles Entertainment Cheese and I are now rivals. I shall be @PapaCheese to fight against him.
Withered Bonnie:
You all have issues. Also... I've been standing in this hallway for 10 minutes and 3 employees have walked by me, stared directly at me, and just ignored me. I feel so unloved.
Withered Chica:
... Fazbear Entertainment hires the worst fucking employees.
Puppet:
My dad would be so disappointed in what this franchise is, and what it's clearly going to be. Damn...
Withered Golden Freddy:
... Sorry Henry. LMAO
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