A/N: This is going to make absolutely no sense... also, I'm not putting Glitchtrap just because... The Mediocre Melodies, Trash and the Gang and Rockstar Animatronics won't be here either because... this is already chaotic enough
Puppet:
So... let me get this straight...
Lefty:
Mmhmm...
Puppet:
You're me... but I'm inside of a bear?
Lefty:
Yes.
Puppet:
And I was lured into you so I could... be burned by my dad?
Lefty:
Exactly.
Nightmare:
There's also a nightmare version of you who has a stick up his ass...
Nightmarionne:
SHUT UP!
Puppet:
I'm going back in my fucking box.
Lefty:
Oh... and Dad fucked William.
Scrap Baby:
YOU FINALLY AGREE WITH ME!
Scraptrap:
NO I FUCKING DIDN'T!
Vanessa:
The digital version of you admitted to it.
Scrap Baby:
SO I WAS RIGHT?
Baby:
WHEN DID I GET ROLLER SKATES AND WHERE DID I FIND THEM?
Glamrock Freddy:
I'm just confused.
Gregory:
Can we make a Glamrock Baby? LMAO, it would be cool.
Freddy:
Why does the Glamrock version of me give off DAD vibes?
Mike:
WHY DO I BASICALLY KNOW ALMOST ALL OF YOU?
Lolbit:
MIKE!
Molten Freddy:
EGGS!
Funtime Freddy:
Can we get the story of the spaghetti Freddy?
Toy Chica:
Can we get the story of all of this?
Shadow Bonnie:
... no.
Scraptrap:
HOLD THE FUCK UP! THERE'S A DIGITAL VERSION OF ME?
Roxy:
Did you really just spot that old man? Damn.
Vanessa:
You were burned, came back, burned again, then somehow became some glitchy fucker in a VR game that fucking possessed me and made me kill kids for you so we could make you a new body or some shit...
Scraptrap:
I'm a fucking genius.
Vanessa:
... yeah... you're dead again. We fucking burned your ass.
Golden Freddy:
BECAUSE THAT'S WORKED SO FUCKING WELL IN THE PAST?
Gregory:
Well shit...
Mike:
I'm so glad I end up dead. LMAO
Nightmare Freddy:
Alright so... we can all agree that Bonnies are stupid as fuck right?
Bonnie:
FUCK OFF!
Toy Bonnie:
I'M SMARTERER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Jack-O-Bonnie:
I'm hot... does that count?
Nightmare Bonnie:
Your puns suck and I'm not stupid.
Bon-Bon:
Do Bonnet and I count as Bonnies?
Bonnet:
Probably. Also, you are definitely an idiot since you've been thrown into shit so many times.
Withered Chica:
Where the hell is Mangle?
Mangle:
In a private chat with my nightmare self...
Nightmare Mangle:
I was telling the story of the time I got stuck on some ugly ass pants.
Withered Bonnie:
Spaghetti Freddy has been typing forever...
Molten Freddy:
So... all of the Funtimes ended up as a metal skeleton named Ennard. We were in Eggs, then he looked ugly so we shot ourselves out of there. Next thing you know, Baby is being a bitch and causing issues... everything is her fault by the way... and we kicked her out and now, I, Funtime Freddy, am in control.
Ballora:
Because you have the best leadership skills? LMAO
Scrap Baby:
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
Baby:
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP BLAMING ME FOR SHIT!
Foxy:
WHY DON'T I HAVE A GLAMROCK ME?
Bonnie:
SAME!
Glamrock Chica:
You've both been replaced.
Roxy:
SHUT UP! We had Glamrocks of you two but...
Monty:
I killed Bonnie. LMFAO
Roxy:
I did not kill Foxy... not sure what happened to him.
Vanessa:
LMAO, I was the reason Monty killed Bonnie... well, Afton and I did some shit.
Scraptrap:
I seriously am a fucking genius. I always come back somehow.
Golden Freddy:
OH MY FUCKING GOD! WE GET IT! SHUT UP!
Mike:
How the fuck is Gregory still alive. He's a kid... shouldn't he be dead.
Gregory:
I hid inside of Freddy all night and destroyed robots.
Vanessa:
LMAO, I was going to kill him. Also, pretty ironic how a kid in an animatronic used to be a bad thing...
Mike:
But now, it fucking helped someone. WHAT THE FUCK?
Glamrock Chica:
WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS DID THE BITE OF 87?
Mangle:
Me... LMAO
Toy Chica:
I thought it was me...
Withered Bonnie:
Pretty sure it was Foxy.
Nightmare Fredbear:
Wasn't it Fredbear?
Nightmare Foxy:
Wrong bite dumb fuck.
Nightmare Fredbear:
Oh shit... that was 83.
Glamrock Chica:
How do you fuckers not know who did it?
Mangle:
I don't know... I seriously think it was me.
Puppet:
It was wiped from our memories but... those idiots go and search shit up and they find things they aren't supposed to.
Gregory:
Like the time Freddy searched DICK PICS!
Mike:
LMFAO, WHAT?
Monty:
HE FUCKING MALFUNCTIONED
Vanessa:
That report would've been awkward as hell.
Toy Freddy:
Anyways, go subscribe to my gaming channel...
Funtime Foxy:
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!
Toy Chica:
That's what I keep saying.
Scraptrap:
So girl... why are you no longer killing?
Vanessa:
Fuck off.
Gregory:
She has a fucking name dumbass.
Glamrock Freddy:
GREGORY!
Chica:
That kid curses like a fucking sailor.
Foxy:
ACCURATE!
Lolbit:
Everyone else does too...
Roxy:
Freddy doesn't... he replaces every curse word with Fazbear.
Freddy:
That's stupid. SHUT THE FAZBEAR UP! See, that is dumb as hell...
Glamrock Freddy:
We shouldn't advertise bad language to kids.
Baby:
I shouldn't be able to pull kids into my body but look where we are now! WHO WANTS SOME FUCKING ICE CREAM?
Mike:
I think she's finally lost it.
Scrap Baby:
It gets worse... trust me. That claw moves from the stomach to my fucking arm. It's like a hand now.
Lefty:
That's still fucking weird.
Jack-O-Chica:
Nothing is weirder than all of this.
Freddy:
WHERE'S MY JACK-O ME?
Foxy:
HONESTLY! I KEEP GETTING LEFT OUT OF SHIT!
Grimm Foxy:
I'm basically the same as them... just different name. LMAO
Foxy:
Close enough.
Freddy:
So I get nothing?
Dreadbear:
I exist...
Vanessa:
Literally FrankenFreddy
Freddy:
IT'S NOT THE SAME!
Dreadbear:
Well I'm sorry I'm a fucking disappointment.
Chica:
Why didn't they make a Funtime version of me?
Funtime Freddy:
They did... not sure where she is. LMAO
Scrap Baby:
Pretty sure I saw her the other day.
Bon-Bon:
EGGS! I'M HUNGRY!
Mike:
It's not my job to feed you.
Chica:
It is apparently my job to feed you though... I made you pizza like 10 times last month.
Mike:
You're welcome.
Lolbit:
He brings me nachos.
Bonnet:
The forbidden ship... Mikebit.
Molten Freddy:
EW! STOP!
Scrap Baby:
It's still gross...
Lolbit:
I agree...
Mike:
YOU CAME UP WITH THAT SHIP NAME!
Gregory:
It's better than something like... Funtime Freddy x Vanny. And their child is Bon-Bon
Vanessa:
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Bon-Bon:
HOW DOES THAT WORK?
Gregory:
See... it's bad.
Scraptrap:
You should've killed him.
Vanessa:
Hmmm, sacrifice a kid to a child murderer from the 80s? Sounds pretty fucking crazy. Damn, what kind of drugs was I on?
Glamrock Freddy:
DRUGS ARE BAD!
Vanessa:
NO SHIT FREDDY! IT WAS A DAMN JOKE!
Toy Freddy:
DRUGS ARE GOOD!
Withered Freddy:
He screamed that once during lunch rush and a lot of parents got pissed.
Mike:
Hmmm, I wonder why.
Nightmarionne:
I seriously hate all of you.
Puppet:
Damn, he does have a stick up his ass.
Nightmare:
EXACTLY!
Scrap Baby:
Well... this has been fun but... I've lost the rest of my sanity while trying to comprehend this so, let's never talk again.
Baby:
You are literally me... we can't avoid each other.
Scrap Baby:
SHUT UP! IT'S YOUR FAULT!
Baby:
SO NOW I'M FUCKING BLAMING MYSELF?
Funtime Freddy:
At least you catch on in the future.
Scraptrap:
I look forward to becoming my future self.
Mike:
I look forward to death.
Nightmare Mangle:
That's fucked up. LMAO
Bonnie:
I would like to say fuck you to Monty...
Monty:
I DIDN'T DESTROY YOU ASSHOLE!
Bonnie:
IT WAS STILL A VERSION OF ME!
Bon-Bon:
Well, you should also say "fuck you" to Funtime Freddy who CONSTANTLY THROWS ME! I'M A VERSION OF YOU TOO!
Bonnie:
True. FUCK YOU FUNTIME FUCKBEAR!
Mike:
FUCKBEAR!
Vanessa:
I'd like to say fuck you to Fazbear Entertainment and Afton Robotics for making all of this possible... this was all a mistake that will continue to grow.
Nightmare Freddy:
WOOHOO! FUCK EVERYONE!
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