FNAF group chat

Security Breach (14)

A/N: LMAO, I was sort of busy and I just had no motivation to update. Oops.
At this point, I can't be bothered to keep up with a schedule so... deal with it.

Glamrock Freddy:
Where's Vanessa?
Roxy:
I thought I saw her an hour ago.
Glamrock Chica:
I've just been wandering around and I haven't seen her.
Gregory:
She probably left again. LMAO
Glamrock Bonnie:
Nope... she's asleep on the floor behind a bunch of arcade machines.
Glamrock Freddy:
Putting in the report now...
Monty:
You said you'd stop. She probably never fucking sleeps.
Glamrock Freddy:
Oh... I did say that. Oops.
Vanessa:
FOR FUCKS SAKE BONNIE! DO NOT STAND OVER ME WHILE I SLEEP!
Glamrock Bonnie:
She hit me... WITH HER FLASHLIGHT!
Glamrock Foxy:
I don't blame her. Imagine waking up to a giant rabbit looming over you.
Vanessa:
I was having a fucking nightmare about Afton. YOU DIDN'T HELP THE SITUATION!
Glamrock Bonnie:
Oh... sorry. LMAO
Gregory:
That makes a lot of sense.
Vanessa:
Anyway, you guys were looking for me? Who fucking died?
Roxy:
... map bot.
Monty:
My will to live.
Glamrock Chica:
You aren't even alive dumb bitch.
Monty:
... SHUT UP!
Gregory:
Why do we say that machines are dead, but we never say they're alive?
Vanessa:
... what the fuck?
Glamrock Bonnie:
He's right. Oh, my phone died. That's normal.
Monty:
But, if I asked someone if they needed a phone charger, but they didn't, they would say their phone is fully charged. No one would say, MY PHONE IS ALIVE!
Vanessa:
... I'm too tired for this bullshit... THERE'S A DAMN RACCOON IN EL CHIPS!
Glamrock Foxy:
I'm on my way... I want to chase it.
Vanessa:
NO! We're getting it out of here!
Glamrock Chica:
He can chase it outside!
Gregory:
I WANNA CHASE IT!
Glamrock Foxy:
NO! THIS IS MY CHASE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Roxy:
Freddy is fuming. LMAO
Glamrock Bonnie:
I have never seen him so pissed.
Glamrock Foxy:
IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE! DAMN!
Gregory:
... he's overprotective.
Glamrock Foxy:
Oh, really? I couldn't tell! Is that why he's CHASING ME WITH A FUCKING PIPE?
Monty:
I detect sarcasm!
Gregory:
I'm still shocked that robots can understand sarcasm and jokes.
Roxy:
Still can't understand empathy though. Some kid slipped yesterday and hurt his leg. His mom began crying just because he said ow. She was then holding her leg, claiming she felt his pain. WHAT THE FUCK?
Monty:
That's ridiculous.
Vanessa:
I don't think that's how empathy works.
Gregory:
My mom was like that. Any time anyone said they were sad, she began sobbing. It never helped the situation.
Glamrock Chica:
YOUR MOM?
Glamrock Foxy:
I thought you had no parents... besides Freddy.
Monty:
He had to be popped out of someone's pussy.
Vanessa:
MONTY! FUCKING WHY?
Gregory:
My family died in a house fire. LMAO
Glamrock Freddy:
That's not a "LMAO" moment. Are you OK superstar?
Gregory:
FUCK NO! 😂
Vanessa:
... do I need to get the ice cream again?
Gregory:
Yep.
Roxy:
I'm sorry... AGAIN?
Vanessa:
One time, he had this awful ass nightmare and I had no idea what to do because well... it was kind of my fault. I just gave him ice cream and it seemed to help. LMAO
Glamrock Chica:
You're a terrible person...
Gregory:
... she gave me ice cream. She's not that bad.
Glamrock Freddy:
I still hold a slight grudge...
Vanessa:
I know you do. You send in anonymous complaints about me all the time...
Glamrock Bonnie:
I love that you automatically know that it's him. LOL
Vanessa:
It's obvious when it's him. "Dear Fazbear Entertainment: I would like to report Vanessa A for stealing a pizza on 12/25/20xx. Thank you for reading and have a Faztastic day!"
Glamrock Foxy:
LMAO, that's fucking terrible.
Glamrock Freddy:
It's not good to steal from the company.
Vanessa:
GREGORY STOLE A FUCK TON OF MERCHANDISE AND FOOD FROM US! HE ALSO DESTROYED SHIT! ME EATING A PIZZA IS NOT THAT FUCKING BAD!
Gregory:
She's not wrong. Also, I also ate some of that pizza so... we both stole it I guess.
Roxy:
... Freddy just has issues. LMAO
Glamrock Freddy:
I can't be the only one who still holds a grudge.
Glamrock Chica:
I'm honestly over the whole trash compacter thing...
Roxy:
Honestly. I shouldn't have been in the way of a fucking go-cart.
Monty:
I just stopped giving a fuck during the war of 1812.
Vanessa:
THE FUCKING WHAT? 💀
Glamrock Bonnie:
In conclusion... GET OVER IT FREDDY!