Phantom Balloon Boy:
HAPPY V DAY! ❤️
Phantom Freddy:
What the fuck is V Day?
Phantom Chica:
Valentine's Day... Dumb fuck.
Phantom Freddy:
THEN WHY NOT JUST SAY THAT?
Phantom Mangle:
Honestly. When I hear V Day, I think of vagina or virginity.
Springtrap:
The second one sounds like it should be fitting. No one wants to be conceived on Valentine's Day.
Phantom Puppet:
SHUT UP WILLIAM!
Phantom Foxy:
... Damn.
Phantom Freddy:
VAGINA DAY! LMAO, we need to appreciate that.
Phantom Mangle:
If Valentine's Day is V Day, then can Independence Day be I Day? LOL
Springtrap:
That's stupid.
Phantom Chica:
No shit William. Shut up.
Phantom Balloon Boy:
Isn't V Day supposed to be about love? Stop being mean to him.
Phantom Foxy:
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Phantom Puppet:
Love? What's that? I only believe in the power of FUCK YOU!
Phantom Freddy:
LET THE POWER OF FUCK YOU FLOW WITHIN YOUR VEINS!
Phantom Foxy:
SHUT UP! I KNOW AFTON'S THEME SONG FOR VALENTINE'S DAY!
Springtrap:
Choose your words carefully...
Phantom Foxy:
🎶LONELY! I'M MR. LONELY! I HAVE NOBODY FOR MY OWN!🎶
Springtrap:
... I'm going to fucking kill you.
Phantom Chica:
How? Can you even kill something that doesn't exist?
Phantom Foxy:
I exist... Bitch.
Phantom Chica:
You know what I mean idiot.
Phantom Balloon Boy:
Please! EVERYONE SPREAD LOVE!
Phantom Foxy:
Says the asshole who's berated us in the past because we don't like you.
Phantom Balloon Boy:
SHUT UP! THAT'S DIFFERENT! FUCK OFF!
Phantom Puppet:
Hypocrite.
Phantom Freddy:
Anyway, since it's the day of LOVE... 🤮 ... WHO HAS A CRUSH?
Springtrap:
I was married, so no.
Phantom Mangle:
You're practically dead and your ass was unfaithful... NEXT!
Phantom Balloon Boy:
I have a crush... 😳
Phantom Foxy:
Ew... Gross.
Phantom Balloon Boy:
Here's a hint... She is a bird.
Phantom Chica:
YOU DELUSIONAL LITTLE SHIT!
Phantom Balloon Boy:
... YOU'RE SO MEAN! 😭
Phantom Mangle:
God, I hope he was joking.
Phantom Chica:
Honestly... Gross.
Phantom Freddy:
... YOU'RE A BIRD? WHY DON'T YOU TWEET TWEET?
Phantom Chica:
... Chica, the CHICKEN! A CHICKEN IS A BIRD!
Phantom Freddy:
You're a chicken?
Phantom Mangle:
... Just shut up. You're making it worse for yourself.
Phantom Puppet:
Since we have no Phantom Bonnie, I guess he has to take the role of Fucking Idiot.
Phantom Balloon Boy:
Love can be found through the darkness of time,
A gentle kiss is like nectar in rhyme,
Let thy juices secrete,
Our souls have found unity,
We shall walk together till the end of time.
Phantom Chica:
LET WHAT?
Phantom Foxy:
LET
Phantom Freddy:
THY!
Phantom Mangle:
JUICES!
Phantom Puppet:
SECRETE!
Springtrap:
... Fucking why is that a thing?
Phantom Chica:
That's fucking gross.
Phantom Puppet:
I think I've seen and dealt with enough today. God, I hate this stupid holiday.
Phantom Freddy:
That's why we believe in the power of FUCK YOU!
Phantom Mangle:
Not even the power of FUCK YOU could save us from... "LET THY JUICES SECRETE"!
Phantom Balloon Boy:
IT WAS ROMANTIC!
Springtrap:
SHUT THE HELL UP!
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FanfictionHELLO MY FAZBALLS! Ok, so I've been wanting to write this story but I am pretty sure no one is gonna give a shit about it but... here it is. As stated by the title, this is a FNAF group chat fanfic. That should be self explanatory. Let's get some...
