Pizzeria Simulator (4)

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Scraptrap:
SOMEONE HELP ME SEARCH THE INTERWEBS!
Molten Freddy:
Everyday I'm reminded of how old he is.
Scrap Baby:
Honestly. Yesterday, he bombarded Helpy with questions on how the "young folks" get everything done on their computers.
Helpy:
He was confused on the taxes, ordering items and so much more... he was alive in the 80s, right? It's not like he's never seen technology.
Lefty:
HE CREATED HIGH-TECH ROBOTS WHO KILLED CHILDREN FOR FUCKS SAKE! HE CAN'T FIGURE OUT A DAMN COMPUTER?
Scraptrap:
IT'S DIFFERENT! You wouldn't understand since you're young.
Lefty:
Shall I remind you I was a child in the 80s before you fucking murdered me? I DIDN'T GET TO EXPERIENCE BEING ANYTHING OTHER THAN A FUCKING ROBOT WILLIAM! FUCK YOU!
Scrap Baby:
Well damn...
Nedd Bear:
I'm sorry... WHAT?
Molten Freddy:
Yeah... we're all kind of possessed. LOL
Rockstar Freddy:
This isn't really an LOL moment.
Scrap Baby:
Wanna hear my story? It's pretty great...
Mr. Can-Do:
Not really...
Music Man:
YOU'RE ALL SO LOUD!
Helpy:
SAYS THE MOTHER FUCKER WHO BANGS CYMBALS TOGETHER ALL FUCKING DAY!
Lefty:
I was about to say...
Scraptrap:
Hey Google... how do I send snapshots and keep up streaks
Scrap Baby:
This isn't fucking google...
Nedd Bear:
Does your story have something to do with that claw?
Scrap Baby:
LMAO, yep.
Mr. Can-Do:
Yeah, I really don't wanna hear about it.
Rockstar Freddy:
I second that.
Scraptrap:
What's Grindr? Is it a construction app? I'm downloading it...
Lefty:
OH GOD! FUCKING NO!
Helpy:
And that's my cue to get back to work... BYE!
Scrap Baby:
Uh... just figure it out yourself.
Nedd Bear:
You should really tell him...
Scrap Baby:
I'd rather get scooped again...
Molten Freddy:
Grindr is the world's largest social networking app for gay, bi, trans, and queer people... so, in conclusion, William Afton is gay.
Scrap Baby:
I always knew there was something going on between him and Henry...
Scraptrap:
FUCKING NO! SHUT THE HELL UP!
Lefty:
Yeah, I agree with him on that... gross.
Scrap Baby:
I'm just saying... do you remember those nights they were in that office for a little too long.
Lefty:
FUCKING STOP! EW!
Molten Freddy:
LMAO, this just sounds bad...
Mr. Can-Do:
Sometimes I'm just happy to be some sentient trash... nothing more, nothing less.
Rockstar Freddy:
I want coins!
Lefty:
Is that like a craving for you or something?
Molten Freddy:
We should have an intervention... this addiction is getting bad.
Scrap Baby:
*begins crying and makes it about me*
Helpy:
Oh God... people do that?
Scrap Baby:
Yeah. One time, I was at some kid's party because they rented us for some reason... anyways, they began having an intervention because the older brother was addicted to snorting Pixy Stix. The aunt began crying and made the whole thing about herself and her feelings.
Molten Freddy:
Worst birthday ever for that kid...
Scrap Baby:
Bon-Bon laughed all night afterwords and kept doing impressions of the bitch.
Nedd Bear:
WHO THE HELL IS BON-BON?
Molten Freddy:
So, funny story... he's a part of me and I'm made of multiple animatronics.
Scrap Baby:
Still confused on who decided you were the best for the leader role after you kicked me out... like, who the hell just sat back and said "Yes, Funtime Freddy should be in charge now."
Molten Freddy:
Well... Molten Foxy sounds stupid and he didn't want to do it... and honestly, Ballora was just sick of our shit so she decided she wasn't gonna deal with us either so... I'M IN CONTROL!
Mr. Can-Do:
This is the weirdest conversation I've ever seen...
Lefty:
Don't interrupt it! This is interesting!
Scrap Baby:
What about Bon-Bon... he could've done better.
Molten Freddy:
... no.
Scraptrap:
Did you idiots just leave everyone else behind?
Scrap Baby:
Why the hell would we bring the Bidybabs and Minireenas into our plan? They were brainless anyways.
Molten Freddy:
OUR PLAN? PRETTY SURE YOU FORCED US INTO THIS!
Helpy:
I'm so glad I'm not a part of that situation.
Lefty:
Same... I'm glad to just be a dead child that possesses an animatronic puppet that's now trapped inside of an animatronic bear...
Music Man:
Now that's just complicated.
Rockstar Freddy:
Honestly.

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