Nightmare Fredbear:
OH SHIT! HE'S GETTING AWAY!
Nightmarionne:
WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKERS JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?
Nightmare Bonnie:
You're ugly... SO WE'RE GIVING YOU A MAKEOVER!
Nightmare Chica:
... YOU JUST CALLED HIM UGLY! LMFAO
Nightmare Foxy:
Damn... that's harsh.
Freddle 1:
But true...
Nightmare Mangle:
@Freddles Do you guys have names? Like, actual names?
Freddle 3:
LMAO, no.
Freddle 2:
The closest we've ever come to having names is when we're called Fucker, Asshole and Little Shit.
Nightmare Freddy:
... you're Fucker.
Freddle 1:
I'm Little Shit. LMAO
Freddle 3:
I'm Asshole...
Jack-O-Chica:
That's fucking awful. Do you guys want names?
Freddle 3:
No... Names give power and we don't need that.
Nightmarionne:
At least you're aware of that.
Nightmare Bonnie:
HE'S DISTRACTED! GET HIM!
Nightmarionne:
GET OFF!
Nightmare Fredbear:
So... red suit, right?
Nightmare:
Yes!
Nightmare Bonnie:
NOT THAT ONE! THE OTHER ONE! FUCKING IDIOTS!
Nightmare Mangle:
Why are you putting clown makeup on him?
Nightmare:
LMAO, it looks great!
Jack-O-Bonnie:
THE HEELS THOUGH!
Nightmarionne:
I LOOK RIDICULOUS! NO, FUCK YOUR GREEN ASS WIG!
Freddle 3:
He's uglier now. Take it off.
Freddle 2:
SHUT UP! NO HE ISN'T!
Freddle 1:
You must be out of your damn mind then... HE'S UGLY!
Nightmare Bonnie:
SHIT! HE THREW ME!
Nightmarionne:
FUCK ALL OF YOU!
Nightmare Foxy:
OK, but did you guys hear the fight outside earlier?
Nightmare:
No. What happened.
Nightmare Chica:
Two guys were fighting about their dick sizes...
Nightmare Freddy:
They both had six inch dicks, but one was like "NO! IT'S SIX! MY SIX IS BIGGER THAN YOUR SIX!"
Nightmare Mangle:
HOW DOES THAT WORK?
Nightmare Bonnie:
I mean, if you really think about it... it makes sense.
Nightmare Fredbear:
NO IT FUCKING DOESN'T! SIX IS JUST SIX, AND THAT'S IT!
Jack-O-Chica:
That's like saying "A foot is bigger than 12 inches."
Jack-O-Bonnie:
I'm pretty sure my foot is bigger than 12 inches...
Nightmare Bonnie:
Same.
Nightmarionne:
NOT THAT KIND OF FUCKING FOOT! DAMN!
Nightmare Foxy:
"1/2 is smaller than 2/4." LMAO
Nightmare Freddy:
One Freddle is more annoying than another Freddle.
Freddle 2:
I'm not that bad compared to the others.
Freddle 1:
LMAO, I'm the worst one. I scream Pi at 2:30 every Tuesday morning.
Freddle 3:
I still don't understand why you do that.
Freddle 1:
BECAUSE IT'S PI!
Nightmare Chica:
... that's fucking stupid.
Freddle 1:
YOU'RE STUPID BITCH!
Nightmare Chica:
I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS!
Nightmare Freddy:
They could throw you... Good luck.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
I'm still confused about the foot situation.
Nightmare Bonnie:
Same. A foot is the thing on the bottom of a leg.
Nightmare Fredbear:
AND A FORM OF MEASUREMENT!
Nightmare Mangle:
12 inches is a foot... LMAO
Jack-O-Chica:
How did they not know that?
Nightmarionne:
They're Bonnies.
Freddle 3:
All Bonnies are stupid.
Freddle 2:
Fucking true.
Nightmare Bonnie:
FUCK YOU!
Jack-O-Bonnie:
AND YOUR DAMN MEASUREMENT OF FEET!
YOU ARE READING
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