Funtime Freddy:
Being stuck here is so unBEARable!
Lolbit:
... that pun was unbearable...
Eggs:
I agree... we get it... you're a bear, the word has bear in it. Congratulations, no one cares!
Ballora:
You know it's not funny when Lolbit doesn't laugh...
Lolbit:
DO YOU WANNA FIGHT BITCH?
Bon-Bon:
I'd pay to see that.
Eggs:
Yeah... with the money you stole out of my wallet! GIVE IT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Bonnet:
Uh... he ate it.
Baby:
That's not shocking at all...
Eggs:
THAT WAS A ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL! YOU SUCK!
Ballora:
Don't leave him alone with your wallet then. Problem solved.
Eggs:
I left it with Yendo!
Yendo:
You did? LMAO, I didn't know I was supposed to watch your wallet. You never told me.
Funtime Foxy:
The moral of the story is... don't trust anyone here.
Lolbit:
I am trustworthy!
Ballora:
No... no you're not.
Lolbit:
Are you trying to say you're more trustworthy than me?
Ballora:
I never said that... but yes.
Baby:
I have to agree with that.
Eggs:
I don't know... I trust Lolbit to not kill me more than the rest of you.
Lolbit:
It's because we're Nacho Buddies!
Eggs:
... that's fucking stupid.
Funtime Freddy:
WHY ARE NONE OF MY MESSAGES SENDING?
Baby:
Probably because I've banned bear puns.
Yendo:
You can do that?
Baby:
Yes.
Bonnet:
THANK BUTTERS!
Funtime Freddy:
YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN! 😭
Ballora:
That emoji isn't helping your case. It's ugly as fuck.
Lolbit:
LMAO, so is this one 🤠
Eggs:
All emojis are ugly.
Bon-Bon:
Even this one 👄
Baby:
What the actual fuck?
Yendo:
🧯
Ballora:
Great... I guess everyone has decided that it is a good idea to send random emojis...
Funtime Foxy:
I want to see Funtime Freddy's most recent five emojis.
Funtime Freddy:
😭🤰🏽🚙🤝🦷
Baby:
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TEXTING ABOUT?
Eggs:
Why the handshake?
Ballora:
Forget that... THE PREGNANT WOMAN! WHY?
Funtime Freddy:
STOP JUDGING AND SHOW ME YOURS!
Ballora:
I never use emojis.
Eggs:
Mine are fucking amazing. 🧈🍿🌮😋🍆
Lolbit:
It was fine until the eggplant. LMAO
Eggs:
I like eggplant parmesan... get your mind out of the gutter.
Funtime Foxy:
Uh... it's not just the eggplant. It's just the last three... why are they all together?
Eggs:
I LIKE FOOD OK? DAMN!
Lolbit:
Here are mine 😂💀⚰️🔪🩸
Eggs:
I no longer trust you... you will definitely kill me...
Lolbit:
NO! NACHO BUDDY! I WOULD NEVER!
Funtime Freddy:
SEE! Mine aren't that weird!
Ballora:
YES THEY FUCKING ARE!
Bonnet:
I think she's sick of our shit.
Ballora:
YOU THINK?
Yendo:
No... I know. LOL
Bon-Bon:
🦵 this is my least favorite emoji
Funtime Foxy:
Why? Because you have no legs?
Bon-Bon:
YES! FUCK YOU!
Funtime Foxy:
IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Funtime Freddy:
YOU MADE HIM CRY!
Funtime Foxy:
HE FUCKING STARTED IT!
(Ballora has muted the chat)
Eggs:
LMAO. She fucking hates us.
Lolbit:
I still don't know what I did to her.
Baby:
She'd leave if she could... but I made sure she can't...
Yendo:
So the best she could do was mute us? 😂
Baby:
Exactly.
YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionHELLO MY FAZBALLS! Ok, so I've been wanting to write this story but I am pretty sure no one is gonna give a shit about it but... here it is. As stated by the title, this is a FNAF group chat fanfic. That should be self explanatory. Let's get some...
