Nightmare Bonnie:
I'M COMING TO SAVE THE FUCKING DAY!
Nightmare Mangle:
First off... it's midnight. Second, who the hell do you think you're saving?
Nightmare Freddy:
ME! I'M STUCK BEHIND THE REFRIGERATOR!
Nightmare Chica:
I'm sorry... LMAO
Nightmare:
NO YOU'RE NOT! You grabbed the fridge and pinned him to the wall with it...
Nightmare Chica:
BULLSHIT! THAT NEVER HAPPENED!
Nightmare Freddy:
Yeah... you threw it at me!
Nightmare Chica:
... now, that's not bullshit. That is correct.
Nightmare Foxy:
Should I even ask why?
Nightmare Fredbear:
Nightmare Freddy stole the last slice of cake...
Nightmare Mangle:
WE HAD FUCKING CAKE?
Nightmare:
Well, one of the dumbass people who lives here had a birthday and it was their cake... but it's now gone and they're gonna be really confused in the morning.
Nightmare Freddy:
BONNIE! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
Nightmare Bonnie:
I'M TRYING TO FIND MY PERFECT SUPERHERO OUTFIT!
Jack-O-Chica:
Some fucking hero you are. LMAO
Plushtrap:
His outfit is more important than his job.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
HOLD ON! He can't do that job right with the wrong outfit...
Nightmare Bonnie:
EXACTLY!
Nightmare Freddy:
I'm gonna call my family and tell them I love them with my last breath... I can already feel the air leaving my lungs.
Nightmare Foxy:
YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LUNGS!
Nightmarionne:
You also don't have a family.
Nightmare:
He has his children. Speaking of those, who's the other parent?
Nightmare Fredbear:
Is that what those are? I thought they were just little demons or something.
Nightmare Bonnie:
HOW INSENSITIVE! THOSE ARE HIS PRECIOUS KIDS!
Nightmare Mangle:
DID HE BIRTH THEM?
Nightmare Chica:
LMAO, those children are dying with him.
Nightmare Bonnie:
THE BELT WON'T FIT!
Nightmare Foxy:
WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A BELT?
Nightmarionne:
He is snooping through all of the closets in the house to find his "perfect hero outfit" So far, he has a Barbie crop top, a baseball cap that doesn't fit, some ugly ass house shoes that old ladies wear and he's trying to squeeze on a yellow belt... HE HAS NO FUCKING PANTS ON!
Nightmare Freddy:
Yeah... we're screwed. GOODBYE MY CHILDREN!
Nightmare Chica:
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU CRYING?
Nightmare Fredbear:
HE'S BEING MURDERED!
Nightmare Mangle:
He could literally move the fridge... HELL, THE FUCKING FREDDLES CAN MOVE IT!
Nightmare Foxy:
Yeah... one of them threw me into a wall once... it was because I didn't give it ham.
Freddle 2:
HAM!
Freddle 1:
WITHERING AWAY! DEAD!
Freddle 3:
I WANTED TO BE A LAWYER!
Plushtrap:
THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING SPEAK?
Nightmare Bonnie:
Yeah... ask Freddle 1 about the titanic and it'll never shut up.
Freddle 3:
I like to talk about true crime!
Freddle 2:
I just want ham...
Nightmarionne:
I hate them even more now.
Freddle 3:
I will shit in your shoes.
Nightmare Mangle:
LMFAO, FUCKING WHAT?
Nightmare Bonnie:
I ADDED A GLOVE!
Nightmare Freddy:
I do not want a one-gloved hero saving me!
Nightmare Foxy:
WHERE IS THE OTHER ONE!
Nightmare Bonnie:
... I ripped it in half.
Plushtrap:
YOUR BIG ASS HANDS WON'T FIT IN IT!
Jack-O-Bonnie:
I take back what I said earlier... the job could be done good without this shitty outfit.
Jack-O-Chica:
At this point... I'm leaving and never coming back... you fuckers are a handful...
Nightmare Chica:
More than a handful.
Nightmare Freddy:
Fine... I'll save myself.
Nightmare Chica:
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN LAUNCH THE FUCKING FRIDGE AT ME!
Freddle 3:
... that was me. LMAO, oops.
Nightmare Fredbear:
Note to self... do not fuck with the Freddles.
Freddle 1:
Get on our good side.
Freddle 3:
You fuck with our friends, you fuck with us.
Freddle 2:
WE'LL SHIT IN YOUR SHOES!
Freddle 1:
YEAH!
Jack-O-Chica:
NONE OF US WEAR SHOES!
Nightmare Bonnie:
I do now! These shoes I took are comfortable.
Nightmarionne:
NO! They look like something a grandma would wear to her six year old grandson's piano recital... AND SHE FUCKING DRAGS HER FEET AND PISSES EVERYONE OFF!
Nightmare Foxy:
That's really fucking specific.
Nightmare Fredbear:
Yeah... what does piano have to do with this?
Nightmare:
Everything...
Plushtrap:
Pianists should not be involved in this nonsense.
Jack-O-Bonnie:
HOLD ON! IT'S PIANIST? I thought it was penis!
Nightmare Chica:
Oh, look! That penis is going to perform! Such a good penis!
Freddle 2:
... Really? That's stupid.
Nightmare Freddy:
I agree... very stupid.
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