Gregory:
Dave said he wants french fries and coke. He'll Venmo you.
Vanessa:
... You're going to have to remind me of that shit. I'm kind of fucked up at the moment. LMAO.
Roxy:
... Are you high?
Glamrock Freddy:
DRUGS ARE BAD!
Vanessa:
... It's not fucking heroine Freddy. Chill the fuck out. Also, little shits, do you want anything?
Gregory:
... A will to live.
Cassie:
... Chocolate milkshake.
Glamrock Foxy:
I want a will to live too.
Vanessa:
... They don't have that.
Gregory:
Fine... Strawberry milkshake then. Dave will Venmo you for ours too.
Vanessa:
... No he won't. He doesn't have Venmo.
Cassie:
I'm not shocked.
Glamrock Freddy:
I don't think you kids should be talking to her right now. She's a bad influence.
Gregory:
Freddy... She tried to kill me, but now, since she's slightly high, she's a bad influence?
Glamrock Chica:
LMAO, honestly? Apparently, weed is worse than murder.
Monty:
Sometimes, I wish I was a human so I could get drunk and high.
(Glamrock Freddy added Dave to the chat)
Dave:
... Fucking why?
Glamrock Freddy:
We need a responsible adult in this chat
Vanessa:
... I hate to break it to you Freddy, but he's the one I got it from.
Dave:
Oh my God...
Glamrock Bonnie:
Also, did he really just call Dave a responsible adult? I saw him stealing all of the candy from the daycare while screaming "YIPPEE!"
Eclipse:
... That's where it went? I was looking for that candy for an hour.
Dave:
... MINE BITCH!
Glamrock Freddy:
I've lost faith in all of you. I'm reporting this.
Vanessa:
... No. Fucking seriously. No.
Dave:
YES! I WANT TO GET FIRED!
Glamrock Foxy:
Freddy... Don't do it.
Roxy:
Yeah. We kind of need them here.
Cassie:
Do you really need Dave?
Glamrock Chica:
LMAO, not really.
Monty:
Yeah, we could do without him.
Gregory:
NO! I LIKE DAVE!
Vanessa:
... I hate you too.
Glamrock Freddy:
Yep, I'm reporting you.
Glamrock Bonnie:
OVER A JOKE? God, Freddy, I love you, but you have issues.
Roxy:
BONNIE LOVES FREDDY?
Glamrock Foxy:
IT'S CONFIRMED! PAY UP CHICA!
Glamrock Chica:
... Damn it. Dave needs to pay too.
Dave:
I'll Venmo you.
Vanessa:
You don't fucking have Venmo. Also, got the food and I'm on my way back.
Gregory:
... Are the orders right?
Vanessa:
... Yes, they are. It's fine.
Cassie:
So, you got Gregory his will to live?
Vanessa:
Once again, it wasn't on the menu. They don't have that.
Glamrock Foxy:
I can't tell if she's being serious or not. Is she really that fucked up?
Glamrock Bonnie:
I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I DIDN'T MEAN ROMANTIC LOVE! I SWEAR! HOLY SHIT! I LOVE FREDDY AS A FRIEND! SHIT!
Monty:
That's why he was typing for so long.
Glamrock Freddy:
... Have I been confessed to? I don't know how to feel.
Glamrock Chica:
HA! I'M NOT PAYING!
Glamrock Foxy:
Neither are we!
Glamrock Bonnie:
Stop shipping us!
Roxy:
No. If it'll make you happy, you can make a bet on who I'm with.
Monty:
CHICA OR FOXY?
Gregory:
... Chica already called Roxy her GIRLFRIEND, so... We should all know the right answer.
Roxy:
I forgot about that. LMAO. Also, who says I'm not dating someone else? Maybe they're not even an animatronic.
Vanessa:
... Oh my God. You've been setting this shit up. Stop that shit!
Glamrock Bonnie:
... She's lost it. Does anyone know her exact location?
Vanessa:
... No! What Roxy just fucking said. It may not be an animatronic... She's hinting to me. She's been staring at me in weird ass ways for like 2 weeks hoping you guys would notice! Bitch, you're not subtle when you're practically staring at my ass. Stop!
Roxy:
... LMAO, fucking guilty. I'm shocked no one noticed.
Cassie:
... I noticed. I just thought you were malfunctioning or something.
Vanessa:
No, she's perfectly fine. Every look she gave was clearly intentional. Oh, and Bonnie, if you're still worried about where I am... I'm laying on the floor in El Chips.
Gregory:
Yep. Dave, Cassie and I are in here too.
Glamrock Bonnie:
Laying on the floor? Hell yeah! I wanna join.
Monty:
Same!
Glamrock Chica:
We're coming!
Dave:
YAY! WE CAN ALL STARE AT THE CEILING!
Vanessa:
Nope... Look somewhere else. The ceiling is covered in mold and honestly... It's not appealing to look at.
Roxy:
Your ass it is!
Vanessa:
... I'm going to fucking destroy you.
Glamrock Freddy:
Do I need to come supervise?
Dave:
No! Party pooper!
Eclipse:
Can I come?
Cassie:
HELL YEAH!
Glamrock Foxy:
FLOOR PARTY!
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