FNAF group chat

Sister Location (4)

Eggs:
ONE OF THE DAMN MINIREENAS WENT HOME WITH ME! It snuck into my bag and while I was sleeping, it broke my mirror and scared the shit out of me!
Yendo:
LMAO, please tell me you didn't bring it back... those things get on my nerves.
Eggs:
Oh, I definitely brought it back. I felt like a kidnapper and I didn't like that so... it's here to stay. Well, hopefully...
Ballora:
I was wondering where it was honestly.
Baby:
Yeah... I tried to help her look for it but then I got bored so... I stopped looking.
Eggs:
I also brought it back so Ballora wouldn't murder me. I'd like to stay on good terms with all of you.
Funtime Freddy:
We're definitely on great terms! I love playing cards with you!
Lolbit:
FUCKING NO! Your card games make no sense.
Bon-Bon:
That's what makes them fun!
Bonnet:
Sorry to interrupt but... do you guys smell nachos?
Funtime Foxy:
YOU CAN SMELL THINGS? HOLY SHIT!
Eggs:
I'm hungry, so I brought nachos and I'm eating them... AND FIGHTING OFF THE MINIREENAS WHO ARE TRYING TO STEAL THEM!
Baby:
Well, heads up because the Bidybabs are coming too... LMAO
Eggs:
CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN!
Lolbit:
I'm coming as well... NACHOS! HELL YEAH!
Ballora:
I can try to deal with the Minireenas but... you're on your own when dealing with that one...
Lolbit:
I'M UNSTOPPABLE BITCH!
Eggs:
I'll just go hide somewhere so I can finish my nachos.
Yendo:
I can tell you a good place to hide...
Eggs:
I already have a place...
Yendo:
Oh...
Funtime Foxy:
... he's in the scooping room.
Yendo:
THAT WAS MY IDEA!
Baby:
Oh hell no! The Bidybabs are not going in there!
Lolbit:
I'm not afraid of that damn scooper! I'M STILL COMING MIKE!
Eggs:
YOU JUST HAD TO GIVE AWAY MY SPOT!
Funtime Freddy:
Look on the bright side... the Minireenas and Bidybabs aren't allowed in the scooping room so you only have to deal with Lolbit.
Ballora:
That's not looking on the bright side. I'd argue that dealing with Lolbit is worse than the Minireenas and Bidybabs combined.
Lolbit:
Do you hate me or something? LOL
Ballora:
No... you're just... pure chaos.
Eggs:
I agree with that.
Yendo:
Bonnet is coming too for some reason.
Bonnet:
I just want to watch Mike try to eat nachos with Lolbit bothering him.
Bon-Bon:
I WANNA SEE THAT! Eggs Vs. Lolbit, Nacho Showdown
Funtime Foxy:
It sounds like a competition to see who can make the best nachos.
Baby:
That would be fun to watch.
Lolbit:
Yeah... I'd definitely lose.
Eggs:
Don't be so sure. I caught a kitchen on fire making nachos once.
Funtime Foxy:
At least you didn't start a fire playing cards...
Ballora:
I still don't understand how that happens every time.
Lolbit:
It's as confusing as the card games themselves.
Baby:
I still don't know what you're talking about. Our card games make perfect sense.
Bonnet:
Yep! The random poker chips just add something special to them!
Bon-Bon:
The instruction cards are a little much though.
Funtime Freddy:
That was an accident. I meant to put down a 7 of squares.
Lolbit:
THAT'S NOT A CARD!
Eggs:
Well... I finished the nachos.
Lolbit:
DAMN IT! YOU ALL DISTRACTED ME!
Eggs:
I can bring you nachos next time... damn.
Lolbit:
And this is why you're my favorite one here!
Funtime Foxy:
WELL FUCK YOU TOO!
Lolbit:
You call me a knock off all the time... you really think you're my favorite?
Funtime Foxy:
IT'S A FUCKING JOKE!
Bonnet:
Bon-Bon calls me the same thing.
Baby:
You're better than Bon-Bon though.
Ballora:
... true. If Bon-Bon would stop biting everyone, my opinion might change.
Bon-Bon:
I'm gonna bite you just because you said that.
Eggs:
I really need a new job.
Baby:
You'd probably still get stuck with us somehow... LMAO
Eggs:
Don't fucking say that...