Lefty:
@EVERYONE did you guys know that a jellyfish's anus is also its mouth?
Scraptrap:
So... it technically talks shit?
Scrap Baby:
Ew... shut up.
Molten Freddy:
That's not how you start a conversation...
Lefty:
Oh, I'm sorry! Yesterday, you started a conversation by saying, "I want them to make a shit flavored ice cream just to see how many people will eat it." FUCKING GROSS!
Scraptrap:
... you can use blood as a substitute for eggs with making food. 65 grams of blood is equal to one egg.
Funtime Chica:
You all have fucking problems.
Rockstar Chica:
I was a therapist in my past life... I can help!
Molten Freddy:
YOU'RE A FUCKING ROBOT!
Rockstar Chica:
Yeah... I just wanted to get more information about the bullshit going on in all of your minds.
Scrap Baby:
You could just ask. Personally, I'm an open book, and I'm pretty sure the others are too.
Lefty:
Hell yeah! I'll tell you about how I was murdered!
Scraptrap:
I'll give the murder details for the other kids!
Molten Freddy:
I like cheese!
Funtime Chica:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU ON?
Molten Freddy:
... I don't know.
Rockstar Chica:
I don't want to hear about your love of fucking cheese.
Happy Frog:
I DO! TELL ME!
Scrap Baby:
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM OR SOMETHING? DAMN!
Happy Frog:
NO!
Lefty:
Yes, she does.
Molten Freddy:
... that's fucking gross.
Happy Frog:
THAT'S MEAN!
Molten Freddy:
SHUT UP UGLY BITCH!
Scraptrap:
Well damn.
Scrap Baby:
LMFAO, UGLY BITCH!
Rockstar Chica:
She's fucking crying now.
Lefty:
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GIRLS IN HERE?
Helpy:
LMAO, honestly though.
Funtime Chica:
No fucking idea.
Lefty:
Like, I'm a female spirit trapped in a male puppet animatronic, trapped in a male bear animatronic. So... what am I?
Scrap Baby:
You're Charlie. That's it.
Lefty:
... I'll accept that answer.
Happy Frog:
Charlie?
Lefty:
That's my name dumb bitch.
Happy Frog:
No... your name is Lefty.
Lefty:
Well, it's actually LEFTE, but we're not gonna talk about that.
Scrap Baby:
Lure, Encapsulate, Fuse, Transport, Extract. LEFTE
Lefty:
... congratulations. You got the meaning right. Want a cookie bitch?
Scrap Baby:
It depends... what kind of cookie?
Lefty:
Chocolate chip.
Scrap Baby:
YES!
Molten Freddy:
So... LEFTE doesn't stand for "Let's eat fucking tacos and empanadas"??
Lefty:
TACOS AND EMPANADAS!
Molten Freddy:
I'm just hungry...
Scrap Baby:
Can you even eat?
Scraptrap:
No... he's just stupid.
Happy Frog:
NO HE'S NOT! TAKE THAT BACK YOU ASSHOLE!
Scraptrap:
I will destroy your annoying ass.
Scrap Baby:
Can I help?
Rockstar Chica:
Can we all help? Damn.
Happy Frog:
Why do you all hate me?
Molten Freddy:
You're ugly.
Scrap Baby:
That voice of yours sucks.
Helpy:
You're dumb as hell.
Lefty:
You have a fucking crush on Molten Freddy... ew.
Scraptrap:
You're a bitch.
Scrap Baby:
SAYS YOUR RUDE ASS! YOU KILLED PEOPLE!
Happy Frog:
So... you're all just jealous of me?
Funtime Chica:
HELL NO! I'M WAY BETTER THAN YOU BITCH!
Happy Frog:
PROVE IT YOU WHORE!
Helpy:
Oh God... this won't end well...
Rockstar Chica:
... no, it won't.
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FanfictionHELLO MY FAZBALLS! Ok, so I've been wanting to write this story but I am pretty sure no one is gonna give a shit about it but... here it is. As stated by the title, this is a FNAF group chat fanfic. That should be self explanatory. Let's get some...
