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Special Chapter, Ft EVERYONE (2)

A/N: 100 FUCKING CHAPTERS OF THIS SHIT!
I know you've all been waiting... probably fucking not... BUT IT'S HERE AGAIN!
A CHAPTER WItH TOO MANY FUCKERS! Let's go...

Scrap Baby:
I SAID NO MORE OF THIS SHIT! FUCK OFF!
Baby:
You seriously can't escape me... I'm you.
Cassie:
... I'm here now...
Mike:
ANOTHER CHILD!
Vanessa:
... I did not try to kill that one. Just want to clear that shit up.
Scraptrap:
I will...
Golden Freddy:
NO YOU FUCKING WILL NOT!
Henry:
... William, for fuck's sake. Give up. You ruined my life, you ruined your family, you ruined the families of innocent children, and you ruined our business. What else could you possibly want to ruin?
Puppet:
... WHEN THE FUCK DID MY FATHER GET IN HERE?
Mike:
... I don't know.
Toy Chica:
Are we just going to ignore what Henry said? Damn... He's not wrong.
Gregory:
... Honestly. William is the reason Fazbear Entertainment is so corrupt.
Mimic:
... Honestly. William is the reason Fazbear Entertainment is so corrupt.
Cassie:
... WHAT THE FUCK?
Gregory:
IT'S THE FUCKER FROM MY DREAM! Or... whatever the hell that was. Alternate universe, bullshit... SOMETHING!
Mimic:
IT'S THE FUCKER FROM MY DREAM! Or... whatever the hell that was. Alternate universe, bullshit... SOMETHING!
Withered Bonnie:
That's going to be so fucking annoying.
Molten Freddy:
Yeah... Gregory, shut up.
Gregory:
FUCK YOU SPAGHETTI FREDDY!
Mimic:
FUCK YOU SPAGHETTI FREDDY!
Glamrock Freddy:
... I'm still confused.
Phantom Balloon Boy:
BBs ASSEMBLE!
Balloon Boy:
HERE!
Nightmare Balloon Boy:
YES!
Phantom Balloon Boy:
WE MUST STAND UP FOR WHAT'S RIGHT! WE ARE IGNORED AND TREATED LIKE SHIT! I SAY... NO MORE!
Balloon Boy:
NO MMORE!
Nightmare Balloon Boy:
REVOLUTION!
Scrap Baby:
... What the hell is this bullshit?
Lefty:
I see you're done crying in the corner.
Puppet:
... Hello future me!
Lefty:
... Oh God...
Henry:
... Did I scare William away?
Vanessa:
... Wait for it.
Mike:
... WAIT FOR IT!
Scraptrap:
I ALWAYS COME BACK!
Henry:
... Damn it.
Monty:
EVERYONE! GLAMROCK BONNIE IS BACK, SO ALL OF THE BONNIES NEED TO STOP PRIVATE MESSAGING ME DEATH THREATS!
Glamrock Bonnie:
WAIT! We're doing that? Hell yeah!
Monty:
NO!
Bonnie:
GLAMROCK ME! YAY!
Bon-Bon:
I honestly don't care. I just like threatening people.
Nightmare:
So do the Freddles.
Freddle 2:
WE'LL SHIT IN YOUR SHOES!
Lolbit:
LMAO, I'm stealing that.
Mangle:
I have a question. OK so my official name is Funtime Foxy, but there's another animatronic with the same fucking name. Are we the same fucker?
Funtime Foxy:
... HENRY! WILLIAM! ANSWERS!
Henry:
You have different designs, and the Funtime Foxy with the speaker was made by Afton Robotics.
Scraptrap:
And used to lure children.
Funtime Foxy:
... Now I feel like shit.
Funtime Freddy:
Is that why I have a stomach compartment.
Glamrock Freddy:
... That's supposed to be for oversized birthday cakes and piñatas.
Scraptrap:
... No. His is to store children.
Gregory:
... And so is Glamrock Freddy's... if you count me using it.
Mimic:
... And so is Glamrock Freddy's... if you count me using it.
Molten Freddy:
I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
Glamrock Foxy:
And I recall him saying, "FUCK YOU SPAGHETTI FREDDY!"
Foxy:
HELL YEAH! THE GLAMROCK ME IS HERE TOO!
Helpy:
... You are all interrupting my tax fraud... I mean... Important business.
Henry:
... I did not program you to commit tax fraud.
Puppet:
You didn't program these robots to intake human souls, but here we are!
Henry:
... Good point.
Lefty:
WAIT A MINUTE! WE HAVE MOST OF US HERE!
Baby:
Afton and Emily Chronicles?
Scrap Baby:
THAT'S WHAT I CALLED IT!
Puppet:
That's stupid.
Lefty:
... That's what I said... Oh wait... fuck.
Mike:
... Have you already discussed me pissing on the tree at Christmas?
Scraptrap:
Yes... Fucking disappointment.
Bonnie:
Mike was the reason for the no shitting rule on the wall..
Vanessa:
FUCKING WHAT?
Cassie:
... Shouldn't you be doing your job?
Vanessa:
... I'm not even there. LMAO. I'm at that little cafe down the road. I left 10 minutes ago, and no... I did not clock out.
Mike:
Back to me and that rule... I just wanted to piss off my dad, and it worked.
Scraptrap:
You always pissed me off. Elizabeth was my favorite child.
Scrap Baby:
Yet you still screamed at me over a "scrape".
Baby:
WHICH WASN'T A FUCKING SCRAPE! MY LEG WAS CUT OPEN FROM MY KNEE TO MY ANKLE!
Toy Freddy:
That's fucked up.
Roxy:
Agreed...
Withered Bonnie:
Yeah. William, you suck.
Gregory:
I still think we should make a Glamrock Baby. That would be awesome. Just... Get rid of the child killing shit.
Mimic:
I still think we should make a Glamrock Baby. That would be awesome. Just... Get rid of the child killing shit.
(Mike has banned Mimic from chat)
Mike:
HOLY SHIT!
Baby:
... I agree with the kid. Keep all of my ridiculous features, like the ice cream and balloon inflation. Just... No child murder.
Ballora:
... HOLD THE FUCK UP!
Toy Bonnie:
Mike can ban individuals from this chat.
Nightmare Chica:
That must mean...
Scraptrap:
MICHAEL FUCKING AFTON!
Glamrock Chica:
... LMAO, looks like Fucking is his middle name when it's written like that.
Mike:
... I did not create this chat.
Golden Freddy:
... I did. He's telling the truth.
Scrap Baby:
YOU SACK OF SHIT! DELETE IT!
Golden Freddy:
... No. I gave him, and three other individuals admen privileges.
Puppet:
I'm one of them...
Henry:
So am I.
Baby:
HA! I AM TOO! SUCK IT FUTURE ME! YOU'RE NEVER ESCAPING!
RWQFSFASXC:
The plot thickens...
RWQFSFASXC:
WAIT! WHO CHANGED MY FUCKING NAME?
Mike:
Me... LMAO, your name is stupid.
Bonnet:
What the fuck is that shit anyway? Who named you?
Shadow Freddy:
No idea. I don't even know what the fuck we are. We're just... Shadows. I just got lucky with a name that makes sense.
Gregory:
TEST!
Mike:
... It worked. Thank fucking God.
Gregory:
OK... Good. Anyway... THIS MESSAGE IS TO THE BITCH AT THE CAFE! BRING ME BACK A MUFFIN AND CHOCOLATE MILK!
Vanessa:
... First off, you could've just texted me and not the group. Second... Hell no. You just called me a bitch. Why would I bring you anything after that?
Gregory:
... Was I wrong?
Glamrock Freddy:
Yes... You must be nice.
Vanessa:
No... He has a point. LMAO. I am honestly a bitch.
Molten Freddy:
No... Baby is Bitch.
Funtime Freddy:
And everything is Bitch's fault.
Baby:
FUCKING STOP THAT SHIT!
Cassie:
... Can I have a muffin though? Blueberry if they have it?
Vanessa:
Since you asked nicely... Yes.
Cassie:
FUCK YEAH!
Glamrock Chica:
... There are muffins in the bakery. Are they not good enough? 😭
Withered Chica:
... Why the fuck is this bitch crying?
Roxy:
Leave her alone.
Glamrock Bonnie:
PROTECTIVE GIRLFRIEND TO THE RESCUE... AGAIN!
Roxy:
SHUT UP!
Toy Chica:
HOLD UP! AGAIN?
Chica:
Explain.
Gregory:
... Chica is fucking stupid and thought girlfriend just meant a friend that's a girl, so she called Roxy her girlfriend, and now, we make fun of them.
Mangle:
... LMAO, like the time Toy Bonnie didn't realize what marriage was. He thought it was just a "best friend ceremony", so he said him and Toy Freddy were married.
Withered Golden Freddy:
... He didn't just say it. He shouted it... at lunch rush... and the place was fucking packed.
Puppet:
... I hid in my box because... Fuck that shit.
Lefty:
HOMOPHOBIC!
Puppet:
... NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Mike:
Is anyone here actually straight?
Freddy:
Considering the fact that most of us are robots, and most of those are possessed by children... That's a weird ass question.
Mike:
... HUMANS ONLY! AND NO KIDS!
Henry:
... Yes, and William, stop typing. I know you're about to say some homophobic ass shit.
Scrap Baby:
YOU TWO FUCKING HOOKED UP THOUGH!
Henry:
... And it sucked. Anyway.
Puppet:
NOPE! FUCKING NOPE! I'M OUT! FUCK THIS SHIT!
Lefty:
H O M O P H O B I C!
Puppet:
STOP!
Vanessa:
To answer the question... I don't know. I'm too much of an asshole to get into a relationship. LMAO
Glamrock Foxy:
... Glamrock Freddy and Glamrock Bonnie are in love.
Gregory:
FUCKING HELL! YOU MADE FREDDY MALFUNCTION!
Vanessa:
... Not writing that report.
Mangle:
LMAO, how often does this happen?
Jack-O-Chica:
Didn't we discuss it last time we all spoke?
Nightmare Foxy:
Where have you been.
Bonnie:
Where have YOU been?
Glamrock Chica:
... Fucking stop that shit. There's so many of us in here that maybe not everyone can get a word in... OR SOME OF THEM ARE BUSY!
Cassie:
You know who's supposed to be busy?
Vanessa:
... Where did I put that damn suit?
Gregory:
WAS THAT A THREAT?
Glamrock Freddy:
Contacting police...
Mike:
HOLY SHIT! LMAO
Vanessa:
IT WAS A DAMN JOKE! FUCK!
Yendo:
That escalated quickly...
Nightmarionne:
And on that note...
Eclipse:
We're done here. This has been entertaining to watch, but I'm thoroughly confused, just like the rest of you.
Scrap Baby:
SEE YOU ALL NEVER!
Baby:
NOPE!
Withered Foxy:
See you all in a few months or something.
Henry:
... I'm disappointed in this company.
Scraptrap:
... We're done. Everyone shut up.

A/N... AGAIN: God damn... That was so fucking long.