FNAF group chat

Sister Location (9)

Ballora:
Some lady just called me "my love" and I'm very concerned.
Funtime Freddy:
It's definitely Baby's fault.
Baby:
WHAT? SHE'S DRUNK! THIS PARTY IS ASS!
Eggs:
PEOPLE STILL RENT YOU GUYS?
Lolbit:
Yeah... and I'm bored so... I broke the scooper.
Funtime Freddy:
Also Baby's fault...
Baby:
STOP BLAMING ME FOR SHIT!
Funtime Foxy:
SHUT UP BITCH!
Funtime Freddy:
Yeah... let's now just call her Bitch.
Ballora:
What is wrong with you guys today?
Bon-Bon:
It's not our fault... it was Bitch.
Eggs:
Where the hell are you?
Baby:
Some kids birthday party in the middle of fucking no where... can you come get us? It's boring as hell.
Bonnet:
LMAO, you sound like one of those kids who doesn't want to have a sleep over or something.
Yendo:
One of those kids who is constantly in the nurses office claiming to be sick, but they just hate school. LOL
Funtime Foxy:
It's boring because of Bitch.
Ballora:
No... it's boring because you aren't doing your fucking job and entertaining the kids. I can only keep their attention on me for so long...
Eggs:
Send me the address... I have nothing better to do.
Lolbit:
You should be sleeping. You have work tonight.
Eggs:
Thanks for worrying honey... LMAO, you sound like a fucking worrisome partner.
Lolbit:
Mike... you're making this ship thing worse...
Funtime Freddy:
Actually... it's Bitch who's doing it.
Lolbit:
Just like Bitch caused the car accident that just happened outside...
Baby:
FUCKING STOP BLAMING ME FOR SHIT!
Eggs:
Damn it... I can't find my left sock... BITCH! WHAT DID YOU DO?
Ballora:
And he's doing it too.
Baby:
STOP! FUCKING STAY HOME THEN ASSHOLE!
Eggs:
Shit... I'm sorry. It was a joke. I'm still coming.
(Funtime Freddy changed Baby to Bitch)
Funtime Freddy:
BITCH!
[Bitch has left the chat]
Eggs:
That was a dick move.
Bon-Bon:
It's funny...
Ballora:
No it wasn't. She actually looks upset... she's not even willing to give the kids ice cream.
Funtime Foxy:
She's heartless... she'll be fine. She's just gonna be mad for a little while.
Ballora:
That's not what I meant by upset. She looks sad.
Eggs:
Yeah... she just privately messaged me to come get her... LMFAO
Lolbit:
At least she isn't mad at me for breaking the scooper.
Funtime Freddy:
Either way... Bitch just broke the lawn mower...
Ballora:
IT HAS BEEN BROKEN THIS ENTIRE TIME!
Funtime Foxy:
Mike... can you get me too? A kid just pulled my tail and I'm not happy about it.
Bon-Bon:
Bitch told the kid to do it.
[Bitch has joined the chat]
(Bitch has changed name to Baby)
Baby:
I hope the kids pull you apart...
Eggs:
I'm outside... do you think the parents would be mad if I just walked in?
Ballora:
Probably. I mean, who would be happy to see a random ass guy at their kid's party?
Eggs:
Ew... good point. Sorry Baby. You're on your own. I don't want to have the cops called on me.
Funtime Freddy:
That would be Bitch's fault.
Funtime Foxy:
MIKE! GET IN HERE AND GET HER!
Ballora:
Actually... let's all leave... these kids are all traumatized and the parents look like they want to destroy us.
Eggs:
Baby... what did you do?
Bon-Bon:
She ripped Freddy's head off... kids are crying... Foxy's tail is gone... Ballora looks pissed... I want to go home.
Yendo:
People should really stop renting you guys.
Lolbit:
I wanna come next time. I'm entertaining.
Ballora:
You'd start a fire.
Funtime Freddy:
No... Bitch would start a fire.
Baby:
SHUT UP!
Funtime Foxy:
HOW ARE YOU STILL TALKING!
Eggs:
I don't know but... his severed head needs to stop making shitty puns... it's scaring the children.
Bonnet:
How are you going to get them back here? Pretty sure animatronics can't fit into your car. It's small.
Bon-Bon:
HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Bonnet:
I snuck into his bag once...
Eggs:
OK... that was a rental. Also, I brought a trailer.
Baby:
Freddy's head is riding inside of the vehicle with you...
Eggs:
Damn it... he's still telling shitty jokes...
Funtime Freddy:
What's green and has four wheels?
Bon-Bon:
An ugly ass truck?
Funtime Freddy:
No... grass. I lied about the wheels.
Lolbit:
Please make him stop... I don't want to hear that type of shit when you get back.
Funtime Freddy:
BUT I'M FUNNY!
Baby:
No.