As I said, this is inspired by RobenChan3's Assassin's Creed oneshot collection. No intention of copying their work, and this is my first oneshot. Requests are open in the comments. Enjoy! :D
Me, looking at laptop: Altaïr, have you seen this?
Altaïr: What?
Me: *Shows him image of his grin*
Altaïr: Wait, my grin actually looks like that?
Me: *wheezing to death on the floor*
Altaïr: EZIO!
Ezio: What?
Altaïr: Ash (me) is wheezing again can you help them?
Ezio: Fine!
*Ezio picks me up* Ciao, mia bella (Hello, my beauty)
Me: *wheezing* FIRENZE SHOES- *continues wheezing*
Ezio: ...What?
Me: *still wheezing* Look at the picture on my laptop *starting to lose air from wheezing so hard*
Ezio: *looks at the picture of Altaïr: Ma che cazzo?! (What the fuck?!)
Altaïr: Make sure not to drop them okay?
Ezio: *drops me*
Me: TY PIERDOLONY- LEPIEJ UCIEKAJ, CHŁOPCZE. (You fucking- You better run boy)
Ezio: In nome di Dio, per favore, PIETÀ! (In the name of God, please, MERCY!)
Me: NIE WYDAJE MI SIĘ, DZIEWKA. (No mercy for you, bitch) *takes Altaïr's slipper*
Altaïr: EZIO, RUN!
Me: Į̸͔̭̀̓ ̴̣̪͕̞̿̆̈́͌D̸̪̳̥͚̤͕̏͝Ǫ̴̛̛̱̘̰̗̭̠̻̤͑͛̓́̿̍̊ͅN̸̮͔͖͒̓̌̽̈́͗̚̕͝'̴̮̰̻̱̰̍̄̋͗͑̇̋̓͜ͅT̶̮͙͓̤̗̱̞͔͋̎͗͒̔͌͊ ̷̢̝͈̼̟̗͔̯͂̊T̷̛̠̪̰̬͚͎̟̯͙̿̽̎͒̊͝Ḩ̷̣̑̈Ï̵̛̼̭̇̂͌͋̊͑͝Ņ̷̡̬̮͚̪͇̎K̶̛̹̼̤͂͛̊̉̕͝ ̷̛͉̣̼̻̬͓̼̀S̶̳͙̳͙̾͐̅̋̔͆͑̊͑͜O̷̝͐̔̑̾.
*I throw the slipper at Ezio's head*
Ezio: AIUTO! (HELP!)
Connor: WHAT'S GOING O- Oh. You're on your own Ezio.
Ezio: BAYEK?
Bayek: Nope, can't help you there.
Ezio: KASSANDRA?
Kassandra: I've been hit by a slipper thrown by Ash before. I still have the scar. Don't mess with them.
Altaïr: *scared shitless*
Ezio: *gets hit in the back of the neck*
Me: Okay, I'm going to start writing now :D
Altaïr: HOW?
Me: Would you like to get a slipper too Altaïr?
Altaïr: N-no...
Me: Then shut up and wear your bloodstained slipper. *hands him the slipper*
Edward: *walks in* Guys, I bought din- *Sees Ezio's unconscious body on the floor* I'll go prepare dinner then.
Arno: Ash, aren't you supposed to be starting the oneshots now?
Me: I forgot...But I'll start here!
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[ONGOING] Assassin's Creed Oneshots (REQUESTS OPEN - SMUT INCLUDED)
FanfictionI decided to do this because why not. (Translation: I got bored-) Inspired by RobenChan3's Assassin's Creed oneshots (go check it out, there's some really good oneshots). THERE WILL BE TWs/CWs IN THIS BOOK. READ WITH CAUTION AND PLEASE CLICK OFF IF...