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Me: Well time to do this-

Edward: You haven't even reached 5k reads, though...

Me: Edward, I'm the writer. I do what I want.

Connor: They have a point there-

Shay: Agreed.

Edward: Why you guys agreeing with them?

Connor: Because, Grandfather, Ash is smarter than you.

Edward: You wound me-

Me: *quietly trying not to crack up*

Shay: *casually tries to sip coffee without laughing*

-(';')-

well, here's your face reveal-










PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT


OH MY GODS I GOT YOU GUYS GOOD DIDNT I-

LIKE-

YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA FACE REVEAL BEFORE 5K READS?

ONLY REASON I PUT THAT IMAGE IS BC OF AN INSIDE JOKE WITH MY FRIENDS LIKE-

APPARENTLY SINCE I HAVE BLOND-ISH HAIR AND MY HAIRCUT HAS LIKE CURTAIN-ISH BANGS IM AUTOMATICALLY AN EDWARD KENWAY CLONE

ITS A HUGE JOKE BC IM A MASSIVE EDWARD SIMP AND I GET CALLED 'Kenway' BY MY FRIENDS LIKE-

AT FIRST I WAS ANNOYED, BUT NOW I ROLL WITH IT

ITS MY NEW NAME /hj

SO YEAH I HAD TO DO THAT BC I WANTED TO PRANK YOU GUYS

(Bonus image: my bestie and I determining Edward's a bi disaster)


(usernames and pfps blurred bc privacy reasons)

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-(';')-

Me: Well, that was a good prank-

Jacob: *casually spawns in* What just happened? Is there chaos?

Me: Yes-

Jacob: Spill.

Me: I pranked the readers-

Edward: With an image of my face-

Me: Yes, because it was an inside joke with my friends-

Edward: Whyyyyyy-

Me: Quit whining, I'll tell you if I want to-

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