LIAR , wilbur soot

chapter sixteen

Bonnie's pov
September 15th 2021
Our very "real" date

"Hello everyone!" I wave at my camera, "I'm guessing you all saw the love or host?" I smile as I press my hands together, I sigh. "No, bonbur isn't real" I roll my eyes, "Okay, I'm gonna unmute. Wilbur said it was a minecraft date?"

"Holy shit Bon, check Twitter right now" I look at my camera confused before opening Twitter, "I fucking hate younger me"

"Don't say th- oh..." I open Twitter to see me and Wilbur when we were younger, it was from his old channel.

"Hello everybody, this is Bonnie" Wilbur pans the camera to me, I smile and wave. "Today we are going to be acting" He sets the camera down and backs up.

"What's the prompt?" I smile at him, he places a hand on his chin.

"Uh- you just came home from work And I made dinner!" I laugh and nod, taking a few steps away from him.

I pretend to open a door, "honey I'm home!" I try not to laugh, though Wilbur giggles and walks over to me.

"Sunshine I missed you!" He wraps his arms around me and plants a kiss on my lips. "I made pasta! Come in and wash up!" He leads me away, both of us walk out of the cameras view. Though we run back on camera and bow, "Thank you! Thank you!" I giggle and Wilbur smiles at me before the recording ends.

"Uh- okay, okay chat calm down....Wilbur how do we explain this?.." I nervously chuckles.

"It's simple, me and Bonnie dated when we were younger but are no longer dating because of me being a real shithead" I smile.

"Yeah that, but I forgive him now! Don't go after him" Wilbur chuckles, "now um- ready for our..."

"Our date? Yes, yes I am" I could hear his smile. I join the minecraft server he invited me to, I jump after seeing Tommy right in front of me.

"Welcome miss Lewis to my amazing minecraft server" Tommy's character does a spin.

"Yours? This isn't Wilbur's?"

"....Tommy!...Tommy say it's mine..!" I giggle at the fact that he knew I could hear him.

"Ah, yes yes. Wilbur's minecraft server! Follow me" Tommy spins around and I follow him. "Sit now American!" Tommy hits my character and I sit on the staircase he pointed at.

"Rude to hit your guests..." I wave as Tommy steps behind a tree, Wilbur clears his throat and I turn back.

"For you" Wilbur throws me a dead bush, my jaw drops.

"You gotta be joking right?" He giggles.

"I'm sorry, every flower I picked for you died when they saw your beauty" I roll my eyes at his cheesy line.

"Your a weirdo"

"I'm your weirdo"

"Okay, we are not doing this again" I huff and he pouts.

"Hello ma'am, hello bitch" Tommy bows to me and then punches Wilbur, "What can I get you on this shitty evening?"

Wilbur groans and I giggle. "What are the options? I don't play minecraft all that often" I lean back in my chair.

"Well as you can see" Tommy levitates, "I am God, I have many foods in my ass that I can pull out" this child was hilarious.

"Okay, okay. I'll have, a raw porkchop!"