069. ghostfacers

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The siblings get to the house that's haunted and go in, only to find more people.

"Freeze! Police officers! Don't move!" Dean shouts.

"All right, all right. Take it easy." Sam says.

"Let's see some identification." Dean says.

"Come on, let's see some ID." Sam says.

"What, are we under-under arrest?" Corbett asks.

"We are unarmed." Ed says.

"Oh, God. Oh, God."

"Want to explain that weirdo outfit, Mr., uh, Corbett?" Dean asks.

"I know you." Ed says.

"Yeah, sure you do." Dean scoffs. "Give me some identification."

"Yeah, ho-- whoa, hold on a second. I know all three of you guys. Yeah." Ed says.

"What?" Corbett asks.

"Yeah." Ed nods.

"Holy shit!" The twins chorus.

"What?" Dean asks.

"Uh, west Texas, the-the tulpa we had to take out. Those two goofballs that almost got us killed. The hellhounds or something." Sam reminds.

"Fuck me." Dean complains.

"Yeah, we're not hellhounds anymore, okay? It didn't test that well. And, I mean, who could forget somebody as hot as her." Ed grins at Natalie.

"Ew." Natalie mumbles.

"Fuck no." Dean tells him.

"Yeah, not happening." Sam agrees.

"Ed, what's going on?" Corbett asks.

"They're not cops, buddy. No, not at all." Ed says.

"Ed, Ed, you had a partner too, didn't you? A different guy?" Dean asks.

"Oh, yeah, yeah." Ed nods.

"Is he around here somewhere?" Dean asks.

"He's running around, chasing ghosts." Ed says.

"Okay, well, listen, you and Rambo need to get your girlfriends and get out of here." Dean says.

"All right. Listen here, chisel chest, okay? We were here first. We've already set up base camp. We beat you." Ed says.

"They were here first." Dean smiles in annoyance. Dean slams Ed against the wall.

"Oh, God." Ed has fear in his voice.

"Ed." Dean says.

"Yeah?"

"Where's your partner?"

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"What are you doing in the Morton house, Ed? On leap year? What are you thinking?" Dean asks as the five are now in the living room.

"We're here to spend the night, okay? It's for our TV show." Ed says.

"You dumbasses actually got a TV show?" Natalie questions.

"Great. Perfect." Sam scoffs.

"Yeah, nobody's ever spent the night before." Corbett says.

"Uh, actually, yeah, they have." Dean says.

"Uh, we've never heard of them." Ed says.

"Yeah, you know why? Cause the ones that have haven't lived to talk about it." Dean says.

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