featuring: turbo characters!
suoh: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
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hyde: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
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suoh: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.
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aiger, cowering in fear: What do you want from me?!
phi, standing in front of aiger: *bites into the whole kitkat bar like a heathen*
aiger, crying: please...stop...
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laban: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
aiger: They do.
xavier: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
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laban: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?
xavier: I feel like we've all done that at least once.
aiger: I ate it too-
xavier: See?
aiger::-On purpose...
laban & xavier: ...What?
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laban: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
xavier: You're a hazard to society
aiger: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
(i love those three as a trio, i think they would be so fun)
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suoh: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!
fubuki: Mind your language!
suoh: What else am I supposed to say, "woe is I"???
fubuki:
suoh: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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suoh: Would you like something to drink?
suoh: *opens the fridge*
Suoh: I have water, milk, juice, salamanders, Dr. Pepper-
fubuki: salamanders?
suoh: salamanders it is then.
fubuki: No, that wasn't-
Suoh:*already pouring them a brimming glass of salamanders...*
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
