Incorrect Quotes - Part 43

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featuring: surge characters!


hikaru: Are you packed for the trip?

hyuga: Yup.

hikaru: Then where are your bags?

hyuga: All I'm bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure.

hikaru: A change of underwear might be nice.


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lain, smugly, after security arrives to escort hikaru and hyuga out: So, do you wanna walk out of here or do you wanna be carried out?

hikaru, in defeat: Let's go.

hyuga: Wait.

hikaru: What?

hyuga: I'd kinda like to be carried out...


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hyuga: Do you want this handful of moss?

lain: Why would I want a handful of fucking moss?

hyuga: Aww, you could've just said no.


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hikaru: You're ignoring all your problems.

lain: I know.

hikaru: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

lain: I'm ignoring that fact as well.

Hikaru:


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hikaru: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.

lain: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.

hikaru: You have to teach hyuga how to drive.

lain: ...put the band-aid back on.


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valt: *very seriously* You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

hyuga: I went to the park today.

valt: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

hyuga: *opening their coat* This duck.


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hyuga: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!

hikaru: Okay, can you do the dishes?

hyuga: No!


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hikaru: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake?

hikaru & hyuga: One, two, three-

hikaru & hyuga: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks!

valt: Our turn, aiger! One, two, three-

valt: Vanilla!

aiger: I've never had cake before. What is cake?

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