featuring: rise characters!
arman: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
delta: arman, It's 1:15 am, what the fuck.
arman: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
delta: Well, I mean yeah.
arman: So come downstairs while they're still hot.
delta: Wait, you just made them?
arman: Yeah, I wasn't tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
delta: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time arman.
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dante : Guys, I didn't memorize my lines!
arman: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb!
*During the play*
delta: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
dante : W-what're donuts?
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dante: This is a safety pin.
*cuts off end*
dante: It is now a danger pin.
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delta: *kisses dante*
dante: !
delta: ...Did you steal my chapstick?
dante: Did- did I what?
delta: My chapstick, dante. Did you steal it?
arman: delta, not this again.
dante: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.
delta: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick.
dante: Chocolate and popcorn?
arman: Why do you think it got discontinued?
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*dante is cleaning the house and he finds an empty bottle of orange juice*
dante: Clear orange juice?
dante: Oh, it's empty.
arman, who has been watching the entire time: I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot. I live with an idiot.
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dante: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
arman: But are you shuffling?
dante: Everyday.
delta: What language are you two speaking??
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delta: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I've ever done.
arman: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
delta: They're not.
arman: Haha, very funny.
delta: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
arman: No... what happened?
delta: ...Why would you fall for this again-
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arman: Do crabs think people walk sideways?
delta: ...arman, what the hell.
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
