featuring: turbo characters!
actually, its mainly just aiger, but thats fine too.
aiger: You know how I roll.
aiger: And I'm not talking about that time I fell into a pile of shit at the foot of a hill.
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aiger, tending to ranjiro's wounds: How would you rate your pain?
ranjiro: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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aiger: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
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aiger, playing a VR game: You see, that's the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It's PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.
aiger: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...
aiger: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.
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aiger: ranjiro and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
ranjiro: Sentences.
aiger: Don't interrupt me.
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aiger: We need to get through this locked door. ranjiro, give me your credit card.
ranjiro: Here.
aiger, pocketing it: Thanks. fubuki, kick down the door.
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*The group is getting into the car*
xavier: I'm driving.
aiger, out of view: Shotgun!
laban, turning to face aiger: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except aiger: WOAH-
aiger, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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laban: aiger and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
xavier: *Sighing* What did aiger do?
laban: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
aiger: Who wants a steering wheel?
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aiger: fubuki isn't answering his phone
suoh: I'll call
aiger: ranjiro and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
fubuki: Hello?
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*hyde and evel sitting in jail together*
evel: So who should we call?
hyde: I'd call phi, but I feel safer in jail
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hyde: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
phi: Go the fuck to sleep
hyde: What gif I don't want to?
phi: fuck you
YOU ARE READING
Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
