hey im back with some incorrect quotes! this one is burst/evolution edition!
daigo: Do you ever wonder why you're still single?
wakiya, eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me?
daigo, sighing: I can name a few people...
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cuza: I love murder mysteries!
daigo, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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silas: I'm never having a debate with cuza again, he literally started his argument with "riddle me this."
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akira: Are you listening to me?
zac: *nods*
akira: What did I just say?
zac: *nods*
akira: ...
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daigo: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what valt will and will not eat.
rantaro: Grass? Yes!
daigo: Moss? Yes!!
rantaro: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
daigo: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
rantaro: Worms? Sometimes!
daigo: Rocks? Usually nah.
rantaro: Twigs? Usually!
daigo: wakiya's cooking? Inconclusive!
shu: How did you... test this?
daigo: You just hand him stuff and say 'eat this' and if he eats it, he eats it.
shu: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
wakiya: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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valt : I've been expecting you, rantaro.
rantaro: How did you do that without turning around?
valt : Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.
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Kidnapper: I have one of your friends.
silas: Which one? I have seven.
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up.
silas: Which one? I have seven.
cuza, distantly: HEY!!!
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xander: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)
ukyo: What's that?
xander: Remorse code.
ukyo: I'm even angrier now.
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cuza: Why does everyone want to kill wakiya?
silas: Because have you seen him? His neck looks so snappable.
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zac: *makes akira a cup of tea but puts salt in it*
akira: *sips tea*
zac:
akira: *finishes tea*
zac: Didn't it taste bad?
akira: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all.
zac, tearing up: Oh, okay.
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ben: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm.
ken: That is not something you actually have installed.
ben: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.
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quon, texting: Answer your phone
xander, texting back: Wait a minute, I can't find my phone
quon: Understood
quon, 5 minutes later: You're a terrible person. You know you're killing me. You're killing me, xander.
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valt, tearing up the room: Where are they?
valt, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
valt: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start crying.
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ukyo, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?
xander: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
ukyo: Ohhhh-
yugo: Both of you get out of this kitchen.
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valt, holding up his class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like "Chipotle".
valt, in shock: Wait a minute, is it "Chip-o-tottle"?
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
