Incorrect Quotes - Part 32

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hey more incorrect quotes! featuring: surge characters!


hyuga: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.

aiger: ...

aiger: I'm gonna tell him.

hikaru: Don't you dare.


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hikaru: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

hyuga: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

hikaru, now interested: Lets say imaginary.

hyuga: Spiders wearing flip flops.


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hyuga: lain, when's your birthday?

lain: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

hyuga: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.


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hikaru: Please pray for hyuga.

lain: What happened to him?

hikaru: Nothing, he's just very stupid.


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hyuga: Can we get a birthday cake?

hikaru: It's not your birthday.

hyuga: The cake won't know!


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hyuga: Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine?

hikaru: hyuga, what did you do?

hyuga: Take a guess.


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hikaru: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".

hikaru: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???


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hyuga: *Reading a letter*

hikaru: Well, what does it say?

hyuga: It's a confession letter. It turns out lain killed my pet rock.


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valt: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

hikaru: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

valt: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

hikaru: But I heard a siren.

valt: That was hyuga.

hyuga: Sorry, I got nervous.

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