featuring: burst/evolution characters!
(lmao like half of it is xander this time)
xander: No problemo!
xander, internally: But it was all problemo.
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xander: I'm sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.
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nika: toko, you need to calm down.
toko, slamming his fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
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xander: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
ukyo: Why?
xander: I want to wander around playing it to annoy quon.
ukyo: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.
xander: ukyo, you have opened my eyes.
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wakiya, to someone that angered him: *Holds two middle fingers*
shu: Can't say I'm surprised...
rantaro: Yeah, flip em off, wakiya!
valt, confused: *Holds one middle finger*
rantaro and shu, both very distressed: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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ukyo: Where's my chair?
quon: xander broke it over ukyo's back while they were wrestling.
ukyo: Correction, xander was wrestling. I was eating soup.
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nika: How do you want your coffee?
toko: Black, like my soul.
nika:
nika: toko, your soul is a latte.
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shu: valt, is that my mug you're drinking out of?
valt: No, it's mine.
shu: It... looks just like the one I have...
valt: You don't have one like this anymore.
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wakiya: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
silas: One... two... three.
wakiya: ...
silas: ...
wakiya: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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xander: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
ukyo: Strong.
yugo: Weak.
quon: An idiot, is what your are.
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
