featuring: rise characters!
dante: You call yourself my best friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
arman: Making four accounts.
dante, tearing up: Really...?
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dante: I'm quick at math.
gywn: Ok, what's 38 times 76?
dante: 24.
gywn: That wasn't even close.
dante: But it was quick.
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dante & arman:*Playing video games*
delta: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
dante: *silence*
arman: *silence*
delta, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
dante & arman in shame: Yeah...
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dante: May luck (and this picture of arman eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
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delta: *gets set on fire and screams in agony*
delta: Nah, I'm just kidding. Fire does nothing to me.
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delta: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
dante: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Then say that next time!
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arman: Why doesn't fumiya find me hot when I bite my lip?
delta: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
arman: *bites lip*
delta: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?
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arthur: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
delta: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
arthur: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
gwyn: Actually I did the math, delta would have $225, not $0.15.
delta: guys I'm right here....
arman: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
dante: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
arman: Sorry I only have a dollar.
dante: :(
gwyn: Hey I just realized my friend is right, delta would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
arman: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
gwyn: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
dante: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.
gwyn: Apply juice to what.
dante: Directly to the forehead.
delta: Great chat everyone.
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dante: Big day today, arman. *holds up two shirts* Mustard stain or ketchup stain?
arman: Mustard– looks less like blood.
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dante: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
delta: I only like dark humor.
dante, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
delta:
dante: An IMPASTA!
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dante: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
delta: ...What???
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delta, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
dante: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
dante:
dante: It's perfume.
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arthur: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.
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Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
dante: I choose to waive that right!
dante: *screaming*
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
