featuring: turbo characters!
(if you have a favorite season for incorrect quotes I do, feel free to comment and I'll do more of those!)
hyde: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
evel:
evel: hyde, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
hyde: * Sips coffee from bowl*
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hyde: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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phi, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast.
hyde: You're kinda ugly.
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hyde: I have a problem.
phi: kill it.
hyde: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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xavier: hey! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
kyle: actually I'm more of a dog person but if a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.
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xavier: Someone's trying to break in. Call the cops!
xander: *loads shotgun* I got this.
xavier: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
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xander: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek soundtrack.
xavier: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.
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aiger, holding a python: guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
fubuki: You did WHAT–
ranjiro: William Snakepeare
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suoh: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
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hyde: *watching his house burn down*
hyde:
hyde: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot spaghetti o's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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aiger: Don't worry, I got a plan.
valt: Alright.
aiger: TraitorSayWhat?
ranjiro: Excuse me?
aiger: What?
valt:
aiger:
aiger: No wait-
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aiger: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
valt: aiger no.
ranjiro: Mistlefoe.
valt: Please stop encouraging him.
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aiger: I desire moisture.
hae jin oh: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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hyde: yummy, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
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suoh: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
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aiger: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
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aiger: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on himself*
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aiger, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?
hae jin oh: Tea.
aiger: Wrong. It's coffee.
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kyle: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention.
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aiger, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?
hae jin oh: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
aiger:
aiger: water you doing?
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
