Incorrect Quotes Part 5

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featuring: rise characters!



gwyn: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

gwyn: And atoms never touch each other.

gwyn: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.


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pheng: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you're not allowed to do it.


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dante: *hears a crash from the other room*

dante: well needless to say uh oh spaghettios


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Cop: What are your names?

dante: Don't tell them, arman!

Cop, writing: arman...

dante: crap.

arman: nice going, dante.

Cop:

arman:uh oh.


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delta: How did you break your leg?

arman: Do you see those porch stairs?

delta: Yes.

arman: I didn't.


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arman: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than to drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

fumiya: I wrote you a poem.

arman, already crying: You did?


(i lowkey ship these two together)


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dante: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?

gwyn: Neither.

gwyn: Because it's twelve.


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delta: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

arman: We got spring water

delta: NO.

dante: with EXTRA minerals

arman: it's like licking a stalagmite

delta: DON'T COME HOME.

dante: mmmmm cave water

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