featuring: rise characters!
arman: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
delta: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
dante: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"
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delta: So what's for dinner?
dante: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
delta: ...
delta: Is it soup?
dante: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
delta: Please, enough with the soup puns!
dante: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
delta: STOP!
*one hour later*
delta: It's tacos?!?!?!
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fumiya: *Laughs* dude, you had a crush on me? That's embarrassing—
arman: We're married.
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dante: It's just that lollipop sticks last longer than the head, even if they're less flavorful. I'm thinking of paper sticks, because you can peel off the layers with your teeth or leave it there until they fall off naturally, but plastic sticks can be chewed on too or left sticking out like a cigarette. Paper straws can be eaten layer by layer over time though, so they have the edge.
delta, bored: Can't we just leave while he's distracted?
arman, genuinely interested: But what about wooden sticks?
delta: I hate you.
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dante: School sucks.
delta: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job.
dante: What are jobs like?
delta: They suck.
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dante: delta likes to say 'you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,' but I happen to believe you can be both.
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dante: The first time pheng opened a box of cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
dante: but really, they are more like bagel seeds, so he's wrong
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arthur: When did you become a hero?
dante: Um... the moment I saved you from getting killed.
arthur: You're the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.
dante: Well... sucks to be you, doesn't it.
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gwyn: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
dante: For the dogs.
gwyn: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
dante: They don't know how.
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arman: Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.
delta: Go the fuck to sleep arman.
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arman: Last week, dante tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for nemo".
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
