Featuring: burst/evolution characters!
wakiya: dear friends, your christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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clio, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can't find a boo.
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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like wakiya*
wakiya: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Lui: what doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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valt , talking to rantaro on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
rantaro: You bet!
valt : At what temperature?
rantaro: 535.
valt : That's the clock.
rantaro:
valt :
rantaro: 536.
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valt : I turned out perfectly fine!
rantaro: valt , this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
valt : I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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xander: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
quon: Okay.
xander: And make out during the scary parts.
quon: Th-
quon: The scary parts.
quon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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cuza: How do I deal with my enemies?
silas: Kill them
cuza: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
silas: Kill them only a little?
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valt : Hey shu,
shu: Yes?
valt : Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
shu:
shu: Where's rantaro?
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valt : Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
rantaro: The cow???
valt : What?
shu: rantaro, W H Y?
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shu: I know you snuck out last night, rantaro.
valt: Play dumb!
rantaro: Who's rantaro?
valt: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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valt: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
lui: I'm a knife.
free, from across the room: he's the little spoon.
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rantaro: On a scale from "damn daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
xander: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, valt?
valt: Probably "road work ahead".
shu: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
