featuring: rise characters!
dante: money... Is like president trading cards.
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dante: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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gwyn: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
dante: I boiled gatorade.
gwyn: its disgusting
dante: so i guess your just a gatorhater
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dante: Do dragons fart fire?
gwyn: I don't know.
dante: I thought you went to college.
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dante: Are you having another depressive episode?
gwyn: A depressive episode?
gwyn: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
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arman, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy bee sauce.
delta: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
arman: I absolutely do not.
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dante, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
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arthur: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
gwyn: What?
arthur: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
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gwyn: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
arman: You left me, delta, and dante in a walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
gwyn: I did that on purpose, try again.
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dante: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.
arman: What did you do dante?
dante: a mistake.
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dante: I'm not that stupid!
arman: dante, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
dante: DELTA TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
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dante: You're pathetic!
arman: You're pathetic-er!
delta: You're both losers.
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dante: Are you an 'arr' pirate or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?
gywn: I'm a 'I'm not paying $600 for photoshop' pirate.
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*arman sends more than 5 messages in a row*
dante: I ain't reading all that.
dante: I'm happy for you tho.
dante: Or sorry that happened.
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dante: arthur gets offended by everything.
arthur: What did you say about me?!?
dante:
dante: Case in point.
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delta: I have a new hoodie.
dante: Wrong.
dante: We have a new hoodie.
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gywn: We call that a traumatic experience.
gywn, turning to dante: Not a "bruh moment".
gywn, turning to arman: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
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dante: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
delta: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE DINNER FOR ONCE?!
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delta: You played me!
arman: Like the cheap kazoo you are!
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arman: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
arman: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
fumiya: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
taka: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
dante: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
delta: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
gywn: I hate you guys so much.
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arman: Is five a lot of followers?
delta: Depends on the context.
delta: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
delta: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
