featuring: burst/evolution characters!
daigo: We need a way to lure in new customers?
valt: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
wakiya: shu bath water.
shu: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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free: Time for plan G.
silas: Don't you mean plan B?
free: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
silas: What about plan D?
free: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
silas: What about plan E?
free: I'm hoping not to use it.wakiya dies in plan E.
silas: I like plan E.
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orochi: I called you like ten times! Why didn't you pick up?
zac: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*
zac: I didn't hear it.
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toko: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
kit: toko, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
toko: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
kit: ...It was a bug.
toko: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
kit: ...
toko: ...
toko: Stop looking at me like that!
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daigo: Yesterday, I watched valt try to eat a decorative rock from shu's potted plant. Shu caught him, and told him he can't eat rocks. valt started whining something about no food being in the house before walking away.
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xander, pointing to quon and ukyo: Distract them! I'll be right back! *leaves*
yugo: Okay!
*five minutes later*
xander: *returns and sees quon and ukyo unconscious on the ground* What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!
yugo: There's just no pleasing you sometimes.
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xander: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
valt: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
valt: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
xander: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.
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*The squad is playing a team sport*
silas: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as lui?
free: Have you ever played a game with lui?
silas: No...
free: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
lui, chasing shu: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "FASTER" MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
