featuring: burst/evolution characters!
valt: I have a plan.
wakiya: I have the hospital and shu on speed dial.
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valt: *is throwing stones at shu's window*
shu: You have a phone for a reason, valt!
*THUD*
shu: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
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wakiya: You're charged with.....breaking into a pet store?
valt: I thought the animals might be lonely.
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wakiya: You are a solid 11/10.
shu: Aw, thank-
wakiya: Which is 1.1 because you look like shit.
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valt: You don't need my blessing to go kiss wakiya. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing wakiya!
rantaro: Nope.
valt: In that case, as the archbishop of rantaro's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss wakiya right on the lips!!!
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rantaro : I know where you live.
wakiya: Where?
rantaro: In a house.
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rantaro: He called me the B-word.
silas: Motherfucker doesn't start with 'b'.
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rantaro: silas likes to win. When he was 8, a little Club Scout friend of his bragged they could sell the most cookies.
rantaro: Damned if silas didn't walk the neighborhood till he got blisters on his feet, and won by 10 boxes.
rantaro: Best part is, silas wasn't even a Club Scout.
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akira: Are you okay?
zac, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.
akira: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to zac?
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gabe What is the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar?
lui: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.
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wakiya, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?
rantaro: The car takes a screenshot.
silas: Please pull over. I'm driving now.
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valt: Please, shu, after everything we've been through together. You can't do this.
valt: I'm sorry shu.
valt: I'm begging you. Don't do it.
shu: It has to be done.
valt:
shu:
valt:
shu: *Places +4* Uno.
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
