Incorrect Quotes Part 9

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featuring: rise characters!


gwyn: What if people had food names and food had people names?

joe: Hey, spaghetti, we're having gwyn for dinner.

arthur: What is wrong with you people?

blindt: Shut up, chocolate.


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gwyn: hey is arthur sleeping or dead?

blindt: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

joe: Yeah, so did I.

arthur: Okay first of all, fuck you-


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arman: delta, we're hungry!

dante: delta! What's for dinner?

arman: We're hungry, delta!

delta, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: * screams *


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gwyn: How did none of you hear what I just said?

arman: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

dante: I got distracted about halfway through.

delta: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.


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gwyn: Why are your tongues purple?

dante: We had slushies.I had a blue one.

delta: I had a red one.

gwyn: oh

gwyn:

gwyn: OH

arman:

arman: You drank each other's slushies?


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gwyn: What's it like being tall?

arman: Is it nice?

dante: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

delta: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.


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arman: dante, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

dante, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than his size: Spooky.


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arman: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

pheng: Did you just make that up?

arman: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

pheng:

arman: A really long fortune cookie.


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delta, near tears: Please, dante, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!


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gwyn: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.

arthur: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?

blindt: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.


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arman: The joy of hanging out with dante. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and he bites the tip of a marker off.


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arman: So what do you have planned for the future?

dante: Lunch.

arman: No, like long term.

dante: Oh...um, dinner?

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