featuring: burst/evolution characters!
akira: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood.
akira: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".
akira: And I actually laughed out loud.
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shu: I can't tell if you're a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
lui: Well, on a good day, I'm both.
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akira: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don't get along?
zac: What did you just say-
akira: Foetons! *Laughs*
zac: Wh-what?
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shu: Hey, can you do me a favor?
lui: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
shu: You don't even have a legitimate reason?
lui: Oh, no, I do.
shu: Well, what is it?
lui: You see, I simply don't give a fuck
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valt: Real life should have a search function, or something.
valt: I need my socks.
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valt: I'm very scary.
shu: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
valt: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
shu: And small.
valt:
valt: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
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wakiya: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
daigo: What was that?
wakiya: The sound of someone else's problem.
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ukyo:I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
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valt: Can I offer you a nice stick in this trying time?
Shu:why would i want a stick?
Valt: because its a trying time
Valt: and i said its a nice one too!
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silas: Sweet dog you got there.
Police: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.
silas: Still training huh?
Police: What do you mean?
silas:
silas: Never mind.
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valt: My heart is guarded but like... very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
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valt: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth
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silas: A fistfight CAN be romantic.
Wakiya: im glad im not in a relationship with you
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wakiya: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
wakiya, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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silas: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!
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daigo: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."
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rantaro: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?
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silas: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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lui: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
lui: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.
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valt: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.
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valt: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
wakiya: Please, just say fuck.
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
