featuring: burst/evolution characters!
quon: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
xander: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.
(also ship these two together)
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cuza: I made tea.
clio: I don't want tea.
cuza: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea.
clio: Then why did you tell me?
cuza: It's a conversation starter.
clio: It's a horrible conversation starter.
cuza: Oh, is it? We're conversing. checkmate.
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Valt: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Ken: Okay, but what is updog?
Daigo: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/ or relish.
Wakiya: Not, that's a hot dog.An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Shu: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
Rantaro: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Valt: That's Aragog.Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Wakiya: You're thinking of epsilon.Updog is an upward - moving air current.
Daigo: No, that's an updraft.An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Ken: What's a henway??
Valt: Oh, about five pounds.
(also beyclub supremacy!!!)
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Shu: I'm the smartest person in my friend group.
Ken: You hang out with Rantaro, Wakiya, and Valt.
Ken: It's not as high a compliment as you think.
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Valt: Bye Shu! Bye Daigo! Bye Cuza! Bye Rantaro! Bye Shu!
Wakiya: You said 'bye shu' twice.
Valt: I like shu.
(i dont really ship shalt, but i love their friendship)
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Valt: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Daigo: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Shu: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Rantaro: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Wakiya: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Ken: I have emotional scars.
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valt : Look at the buns on that guy!
shu: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
rantaro:: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
valt : I'm not going back to jail!
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
