featuring burst/evolution characters! (half of it is rantaro and wakiya tbh)
(also i'll do surge soon)
wakiya: *sees someone doing something stupid*
wakiya: What an idiot.
wakiya: *realizes it's rantaro*
wakiya: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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rantaro: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
wakiya: It's not a joke.
wakiya: * sniffles *
wakiya: I'm a legit snack.
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*rantaro and wakiya looking at a locked gate into a park*
rantaro: Aw. :(
wakiya: You know what they say.
rantaro: Please don't-
wakiya: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
rantaro: Frick-
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rantaro: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?
wakiya: Oklahoma City, bitch!
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rantaro: You know, wakiya, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.
wakiya: ...
wakiya: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
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rantaro: How long do you think it'll take?
valt: I don't know, three or four.
rantaro: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
valt: Yeah, maybe five.
rantaro: Five what?!
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valt: I need a long word.
rantaro: T-rex but the long one.
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rantaro: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.
valt: Forty five seconds?!?
rantaro: No! I said four TO five seconds.
valt, hugging rantaro: Too late.
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silas: Could you be any more annoying?
cuza: Yes.
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cuza: Hey, what's your Netflix password?
silas: ihopeyoudie
cuza: Thank you!
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daigo: I've become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I've probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They're the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this?
valt: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.
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wakiya: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
rantaro:
wakiya: Vroom vroom, come out already.
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valt: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?
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Murderer: Any last words?
zac: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
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akira: I am 39 cheetos tall.
zac: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
akira: Because we're out of doritos.
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*While they are in a battle*
quon, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
xander: Take it back now y'all!
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xander: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
ukyo: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can't just say blue because there's more than one blue.
xander: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
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xander: Don't worry, I have a permit.
yugo: ...This just says "I can do what I want".
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Beyblade Burst(and other stuff)
Fanfictionpretty much a place where i write bbb stories, headcanons, and other random things that i think of. we gotta keep the beyblade burst fandom alive still, so yea that's it
