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(2/20) 3:00 AM.
Arashi I met a girl
Leo IN EAST LA
Izumi In floral shorts as sweet as May
Ritsu she sang in eights in two barrio chords
Leo WE FELL IN LOVE, BUT NOT IN COOURRTTT LALALALALALALALALALAAAA
Izumi He ruined it.
Arashi And you ruined the mood
Tsukasa 🧍♀️
^ [ woke up from the notifications ]
—————- (2/24) 1:37 PM.
Leo Look, I'm a unicorn *a picture of him with a carrot on his forehead*
Izumi Are you high?😨
—————— (2/25) 3:30 PM.
Tsukasa How tall is the boss?
Ritsu six foot something, i think.
Izumi And he should be six feet underground.
——————- (3/10) 2:00 AM.
Leo Have you ever eaten stolen rice
Izumi I'd hope not.
Tsukasa Please tell me you aren't doing that as we text one another.
Leo LMAO YEAH I AM
Arashi LITTLE TSUKINAGA DO NOT STEAL FOOD
Ritsu i doubt they can get him in trouble.
Leo Yeah, cause I'm a minor And I'm so cute I'll bat my eyelashes something nice and they'll let me go😍
Tsukasa See you all in the confiscation room.
———— (3/15) 12:00 PM.
Tsukasa Please meet me in the lobby.
Arashi Why? What happened?
Izumi Better not be Leo's bitchass.
Tsukasa Correct.
Arashi What did he do this time?
Tsukasa I was told he tried to commit aggravated assault against one of the UNDEAD members. A member of 2wink was on his back. We have no clue which twink it was. 2wink*
Leo 😨
Izumi Since he just texted us, it means they didn't actually catch him.
Tsukasa Lobby, now.
Ritsu i'll bring the duct tape.
——————— (3/17) 6:24 PM.
Izumi *picture of him cooking* You all wish you're me.
Leo Look at you go Remy
Izumi You did not just call me the rat from ratatouille.
Ritsu LOL I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING YOU DO LOOK LIKE HIM
Izumi THAT MAKES KASA LINGUINE.
Arashi DID THEY CUT OUR PAY-GRADE OR SOMETHING?😭
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(3/21) 8:59 AM.
Producer Which one of you buttfucks duct taped Leo to a tree?
Izumi LMFAO IS HE STILL THERE?
Arashi Is he okay? LOL
Producer He's fine It's just scary af to see a ginger, taped to a tree, smiling menacingly from a distance
Tsukasa That was surprisingly detailed. Please get him out.
Producer I'M GONNA PISS MYSELF LAUGHING HE'S FLAPPING HIS HANDS FROM OUT OF THE TAPE☠️
Izumi LMAO SHOW ME PICTURES OF THE LOSER
Producer *4 pictures delivered*
Arashi OMG😭
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