Beautiful (Ariana/You)

Chapter 53

I knocked on Courtney's front door and waited. Ariana was having her bachelorette party, but I missed her, so I decided to crash it.

Courtney opened the door.

"Nope." She said as she slammed the door in my face.

I knocked again. Courtney opened the door.

"You're not supposed to be here." She said.

"Yes, I know. Could you please send my wife to me for just a second? I just wanna see her." I said.

"She isn't your wife yet." Courtney smiled.

"Yes, she is." I smiled.

"Who's at the door?" Victoria asked as she walked over.

I waved.

"Hey." I said.

"Y/N, go away." Victoria said.

"I just wanna see Ari for two seconds. I haven't seen her all day. Please." I begged.

"No, the strippers are almost here." Victoria said.

"The what?" I asked.

"Y/N!" Ariana shouted when she saw me.

She ran over to me and jumped in my arms. I laughed and swung her around.

"Hello!" I smiled.

Ariana kissed me, and I could taste the alcohol on her breath.

"How did you know I missed you?" She asked.

"I had no idea, but I hadn't seen you all day." I said.

"You have five minutes with her." Courtney said.

"Yes ma'am." I responded.

Courtney closed the door, leaving Ariana and I outside.

"Did you drive here?" Ariana asked.

I walked us away from the door.

"No. Who do you think I am?" I said.

"That's too bad. I would have fucked you in your car." Ariana said.

"No, you wouldn't have. We have to be abstinent for another couple of weeks." I said.

"Fuck that. Fuck abstinence. I wanna fuck you." She said.

"You're hilarious when you're drunk." I smiled.

"I'd say this shit sober. I don't give a fuck." Ariana said.

"Are you having fun?" I asked her.

"Yes. I have played many party games, and they said strippers are coming!" She said excitedly.

"So you get strippers, but I don't?" I asked.

"You have gotten enough strippers in your five thousand years. I've only had twenty nine years. I deserve strippers." Ariana said.

"Yeah, I guess you're right, babe." I shrugged.

"Are you excited to get human married tomorrow?" Ariana asked.

"I am! I am concerned about the string players. I feel like those humans might mess up the song while you walk down the isle. I would never do that." I said.

"Sorry I forgot you're Beethoven." Ariana said rolling her eyes.

"Beethoven fucking wishes he was me. Everyone loves Beethoven. No one knows who Y/N Archer is though. That man would be nowhere without me." I said.