𝟓𝟕 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬; 𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐱

𝟱𝟯; 𝗯𝗮𝗯𝘆

"Felix...you're pregnant"

a raging storm-- a crackling thunder, life-changing revelation, a bolt from the blue. The boys were left in disarray and so was their mental state, Mouths hung ajar and eyes widened. Felix nearly choked on the wine he was sipping when he stared dead into the eyes of his doctor, unable to comprehend the absurd words that he's just uttered previously "I am what?!" He blustered out, voice loud and coherent as Chan smiled widely "Pregnant. You're pregnant, like expecting a bab-" Chan was cut off by a hand smacking on the table and he soon discovered it was Felix's tiny one "I know what being pregnant is, Hyung! But how in the heavens can I be pregnant I- can't!" he yelled once again, so bewildered that his eyes may have just become saucers

Hyunjin on the other hand was just utterly mystified, no words left his throat and his gaping mouth as he just stared at Chan, at a loss of words before he finally gathered himself and spoke up "Yea..." was all he said, as if contemplating if that was even true "Yea...he can't, I pulled out immediately" He mumbled to himself, eyes falling down to his lap while he furrowed his brows trying to recall if he had pulled out or not "Hyunjin!" the brunette exasperatedly shouted, slapping Hyunjin's shoulder lightly before he whined "that's not the point!" he proceeded to let out a cry of vexation

"Yea no I remember, I pulled-" Maybe if only Hyunjin had some shame in him then Felix wouldn't have to cover his mouth and squeeze his lips with the help of his palms but alas, he didn't leave the brunette with any other choice "I'm a man! what is wrong with you! it doesn't matter if you did or not, I...I can't be pregnant" he scolded the raven head who might or might not have ultimately skipped every single biology class because how in the world does he not know this? Felix turned to look at Chan and sighed deeply "Hyung, why would you joke about that?" He whined making Chan clear his throat and let his smile fade

"I'm not-" Felix clicked his tongue at Chan's answer which he had cut off, removing his hand from Hyunjin's mouth and speaking up again "Please, quit it. it's just impossible, I don't have a uterus!" He closed his eyes shut, feeling his cheeks burn up when he looked down at his lap before covering his face and hiding away from the gaze of his doctor and his idiotic friend "Are you sure?" Felix withdrew his hands from his face and turned to look at Hyunjin with the most horrified look on his face, finding Hyunjin's eyes on himself only pushed Felix over the edge, was this boy serious right now? was he genuinely asking Felix if he was sure that he had a uterus or not?

"Like you're sure he's pregnant?" Hyunjin continued, turning to look over at Chan with an eyebrow raised and forearm placed over the table, his other arm behind Felix's back and rubbing up and down soothingly, voice so stern and posture so straight like he was some profound businessman sealing a deal

"Yes, I am" Chan smiled once again, relaxing in his seat and slurping his wine, making Hyunjin sigh "So Felix's pregnant" Hyunjin confirmed, looking away from Chan to the brunette boy who sunk back onto the couch and whined incessantly. a sweet smile tugged at the ravenhead's lips as he ran his fingers through Felix's hair, pulling him closer to his chest and kissing the top of his head, he didn't want to smile but he couldn't hold back "Stop it already!" Felix pushed the taller away glaring at Chan "Why are you being so mean" he fought the urge to pout or break into tears, with the amount of annoyance, embarrassment, and perplexion he's faced in these past moments he might as well just bawl his eyes out to cope with these emotions

Chan remained silent and so did Hyunjin "You know, it's not impossible" Hyunjin prompted, watching the boy hiding in his chest and mumble things under his breath, eyes still shut like not being able to see will change reality "Yes it is! I can't be pregnant!" Hyunjin stilled quietly, massaging the boy's scalp and pushing away the headache that was about to build up. Chan sat up straight, settling his wine glass down as he opened his mouth to speak but he was shut off "I'm gonna throw up" the brunette mumbled against the fabric of Hyunjin's shirt