🍽️ At Dante's Restaurant 🍽️
Dante: I hope you all enjoyed your food. And please do not forget to Tip Your Waitress. 😌
Cooper: *Literally Tips A Classical Troll Waitress Over* 🫷
The Waitress: AHHH! 😱 *Lands On Floor*
Everyone In The Restaurant: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Cooper: What?..... 😐
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Synth And Laguna At The Beach 🏖️
Synth: *Putting On A LOT OF Tanning Lotion*
Laguna Tidepool: Uhhh, Synth, You really shouldn't be using THAT much Tanning Lotion. It can be really bad for your skin. 😥
Synth: Oh, Relax Laguna, I'll be fine! 😁 I want to get A Really Nice Tan. 😌
Laguna Tidepool: Well..... Ok..... If you say so..... *Go's Swimming In The Ocean, Leaving Synth Alone On The Beach*
5 Hours Later...
Laguna Tidepool: *Packing Up Her Stuff* Ok Synth, It's Time To Go Home... 💼
Laguna Tidepool: ...Synth? ...Synth? ...SYNTH!? Synth, Where Are You? 😧
Laguna Tidepool: "Sniff* *Sniff* And wait..... What's that delicious smell? 😐
Synth: *Has Literally Turned Into A Photo-Realistic Fish Stick With A Face* Hey! I Think I'm Done! Would You Mind rubbing Some Tartar Sauce On me? 😅
Laguna Tidepool: 😦....
(Author's Note: With all the weird stuff I've seen in the Trolls Franchise, I Honestly Wouldn't Be Surprised If this actually happened.💀)
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Rosie: *Crying* No Mommy! I don't want to get A Shot! 😭
Poppy: *Hugs Her Daughter to comfort her* Awww, Sweetheart. 🥺 It's going to be Ok.
Rosie: I'm Scared! 😭
Branch: Hey, Rosie, Look at me. I promise it's not that bad... It just feels like A Little Pinch. 🤏
Rosie: Are You sure Daddy? 🥺
Branch: Of course. Here, Hold my hand. 🫴
Rosie: *Holds Her Father's Hand* 🤝🥺
Dr Plum: *Gives Rosie Her Flu Shot* 💉
Rosie: *Winces A Little Bit* 😣
Poppy: See? That wasn't so bad! 😄
Rosie: Yeah.... I Guess It Wasn't! 😄
Branch: Yep! There Is Absolutely No Reason to Be afraid of needles! 😌
Dr Plum: Oh! I almost forgot! It's Time for Your Flu Shot Too King Branch! 😁💉
Branch: .............It is? 😐
Dr Plum: Yep! So Relax and Hold Still please. 😁💉
Branch: 😐
Dr Plum: 😁💉
Branch: 😐
Dr Plum: 😁💉
Poppy And Rosie: 😐😐
Branch: 😐
Branch: *Jumps out The Hospital Window And Runs For His Life* 🏃💨
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Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨
HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
