Petra: What Would Be A Good Alternative Response To Being Stabbed With A Knife? 🤔🔪
Carol: Hey! Rude! 😠
Val: A Knife? Are We Flirting? 😏
Riff: I Guess That's Fair... 😔
Demo: Darn! Not Again! 😞
Blaze Powercord: Thanks For The Free Knife! 😁
Thrash: Jokes On You! Knives Don't Affect Me! 😈
Sid Frit: Dude, What A Waste Of Good Silverware. 😑
Barb: Are You Going To Want This Back? 🫤
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Poppy: It's Daylight Savings Time. Everyone Synchronize Your Hug Watches!
Holly: I Don't Know How To Do That...
Dante: I Don't Have A Hug Watch, I Have A Bow Watch.
Lownote Jones: My Pet Snugg-A-Lugg ATE My Hug Watch.
Synth: I Lost My Hug Watch In The Ocean.
Val: Time Isn't Real! It's A Myth Invented By The Government!
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Viva: I Like The Idea Of A Romantic Couple Calling Each Other "Synonyms" Of Common Nicknames. It's Actually Pretty Hilarious!
Viva: "Love Bunny" Is "Affection Rabbit" 🐇
Viva: "Sweetheart" Is "Candied Vascular System" 🫀
Clay: Whats A Synonym for "Babygirl?"
Viva: "Infant Woman" 👶
Clay:
Sunny: Huh? 😶
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Rhythm: I Have Something Important To Say, But I Just Can't Bring Myself To Say It. 😓👉👈
Blues: Look Sis, You Really Need To Get This Thing Off Your Chest.
Rhythm: I Know. I Should really just Say it...
Blues: No... I Mean You Need To get that Strange THING Off Of Your Chest! 🫵😧 It's freaking me out!
Rhythm: *Has A Squid-Like Alien Creature Attached to Her Chest* 🦑
Rhythm: Oh, Right... That. 😕
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Branch: *Listening To Soothing Water Sounds On His Phone, To Relax* 📱🌊
Branch: Dr Plum Was Right! This IS Relaxing!
Rosie: Daddy, Why Are You Listening To Someone Peeing? 🤨
Branch: Well, it WAS Relaxing... :(
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💤 Girls Night Slumber Party Hangover 💤
Poppy: *Wakes Up Laying On The Floor* Ugggggggh... What Happened? 😵💫
Holly: *Covered In Glitter for some reason* *Yawn* 🥱 That Was Some Slumber Party Last Night! 😵💫
Smidge: *Has Ice Cream All Over Her Face* I Can't Believe I Ate All That Ice Cream At Once... WITHOUT A SPOON! 🤢
Rhythm & Blues: *Both Still Sleeping, With Their Hair Completely Braided*
Demo: *Wakes Up Wearing A Dress* Guys, I Just Had The Craziest Dream! We Were playing Truth or Dare, And Someone Dared me to wear A Dress! 👗 Can You Believe It?! 😂
Demo: *Looks Down And Sees That He's Wearing A Dress* Oh... (0__0)
Poppy: Wait, Where's Val?
Val: *Walks Out Of The Closet Covered in Lipstick Marks* 💋💋💋
Val: Ok, I Don't Know What I Was Kissing In There... But I have NO regrets! 😁
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🐾 At The Pop Village Vet 🐾
Milton Moss: Ok Death Note, Time To Take Your Temperature! 😁🌡️
Death Note: GRAWWWWW! 🐲
Milton Moss: (Looks At How Big Death Note Is, And Then Looks At How Small His Thermometer Is)
Milton Moss: *Is Horrified* Oh My... This Is Going To Be More Difficult Than I Thought... 😰🌡️
(Authors Note: If you don't get why he's Scared... It's Because You Need to Take An Animal's Temperature From "Behind" ...Poor Milton. 💀)
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My Mom: Sweetie, We're Going Christmas Shopping To Look For Some New Trolls Stuff!
Me: *Crashes Through The Wall, Holding My Purse Full Of Cash* 👜
My Big Sister: *Chuckles* We're In Danger! 😁
(Yes, I Have A Huge Collection Of Trolls Toys/Merch. Don't Judge Me)
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[Encounter With An Angry, Wild, Adora-Bull]
Adora-Bull: *Bellows* MOOOOOARRR! 🐂
Holly: What Do We Do?! 😰
Gus Tumbleweed: Don't Worry, I Have An Idea! You Sing To the bull to distract him!
Holly: And What Do You Do?! 😰
Gus Tumbleweed: ...
Gus Tumbleweed: ...I Run For My Life. 😐
Gus Tumbleweed: *Runs Off* 🫥💨
Holly: GUS! 😡
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Branch: *Turns Into A Rock Troll Zombie* Who's Ready To Get Ripping Tattoos Everywhere Except Our Faces, In Case We Still Need Office Jobs?!?! 🤘😈🤘
The Rock Trolls In The Audience: YEAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Poppy: *Watching From Inside The Cage* OH NO HE'S HOT!!! 😭
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HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
