Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨

Chapter #43

Gus Tumbleweed: The Life Of A Country Troll Is A Strained, Difficult One. Oh, How I Long To Be A Smooth Rock In The Desert, Nestled In The Sand, Being Warmed By The Sun, And Not Having To Worry About The Troubles That Worries Of Sentient Life... 🏜️

Holly: ...

Holly: ...Do We Need To Talk?

Gus Tumbleweed: I Wish I Was A Croissant-

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Dr MoonBloom: Do You Know The ABC's Of First Aid? 🩹

Dr Plum: A. Bone. Coming Of The Skin Is Really Bad! 😰

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Kid JD: Grandma, I Hate The Way You Pack My Lunch! >:(

Grandma Rosiepuff: Then Why Don't You Just Pack Your Own Lunch, Young Man?! 😠

Kid JD: *Puts An Entire Pack Of OREO's Into His Lunchbox*

Grandma Rosiepuff: Ok, Maybe I Should Keep Packing Your Lunch... 😐

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Death Note: *Tearing Up The Couch Cushions* GRAAAAAAAW! 🐲

Poppy: Not Again... 😞

Branch: If That Dragon Doesn't Learn To Behave Soon... I Think We'll Have To Go Get Him Fixed! >:(

Death Note: 👁️👁️💧...

Death Note: *Flys To The Furniture Store And Buys New Couch Cushions* 😇🛋️

Branch: *Glaring At Death Note* That's What I Thought! 😑 *Crosses His Arms*

Rosie: What Does Getting "Fixed" Mean? 🤨

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Val: I Sent Demo A "Get Better Soon Card" ❤️‍🩹

Minuet: Wow Val! That Is Surprisingly Nice Of You! 😊

Val: Oh, He's Not Sick Or Injured... I Just Wanted Him To Learn To DO BETTER. (-_-)

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(On The Phone)

Poppy: Hey Branchie, I Put A Little Note In Your Lunch Bag Telling You That I Love You. 💕🥰

Branch: *Looks Inside His Lunch Bag* Poppy... This Is A 50-Page Essay About All The Different Things You Love About Me... 😳📑

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Computer: Please Type In Your Password 💻

Thrash: (Types In "Your Password")

Computer: Password Is Incorrect 💻

Thrash: Huh? 🤨

Computer: Please Try Again 💻

Thrash: (Types In "Again")

Computer: Password Is Incorrect 💻

Thrash: BARBRA! THE COMPUTER IS BROKEN AGAIN! :(

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Bash: I Hate Seeing You Like This.

Archer: Like How?

Bash: In Person.

Archer: ...

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Dante: *Who Is Having A Bad Day* What Is A Word That Is A Mix Between "Sad" And "Mad"? 😞

Trollzart: Disgruntled?

Pennywhistle: Miserable?

Minuet: Desolated?

Beetrollvin: S'mad? 🫤

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Viva: Dumbest Scar Stories GO! When I Was First Practicing How To Roll Into A Ball, I Accidentally Crashed Into A Bush, Scratching Up My Face.

Floyd: I Dropped My Hairdryer On My Foot Once And Bruised It Pretty Badly.

JD: I Scorched My Tongue While Drinking Super Hot Coffee.

Spruce: A Crab Pinched My Foot While I Was Walking On The Beach.

Clay: I Slipped On A Banana Peel And Fell On My Face, Cutting My Lip.

Poppy: I Got A HUGE Paper cut On My Hand While Scrapbooking Once.

Branch: ...

Branch: I Have Emotional Scars...