Sunny: Mommy, I Want To See A Butterfly!
Viva: Ok, Let's Go Outsi- 😄
Clay: *Throws A Stick Of Butter Out The Window* 🧈
Sunny: Yay! 🙌
Viva: Oh... 😐
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Laguna Tidepool: Could You Please Not "Synth" This Into A Harder Situation Than It Already Is? -_-
Synth: Hold Up...
Synth: ...Did You Just Use My Name As A Verb? :/
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Dr Plum: *Filling In Paperwork* How Exactly Are You Creatures Born? Do You Hatch From Eggs? Or Are You Born Naturally Through Pregnancy? 📋👩⚕️
Archer: How Bold Of You To Assume I Was Born At All. 😒
Marshtato Mary: Personally, I Was Created In A Lab. 🙂
Gristle: I Just Straight Up Spawned! 😁
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Blaze Powercord: LOL Remember That Annoying Roommate You Had Back In Volcano Rock City College? 😆
Riff: You Mean You? 🤨
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Branch: I'm Still Disappointed That You Actually Ate That. 🤦♂️
JD: What? The Sign Said "Free Samples"
Branch: -.-
JD: ...Hey, At Least Now I Know What Rash Cream Tastes Like! 😤
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(Cooper Ordering A Cake... 🍰)
Klaus Von Frosting: So What Do You Want Your Cake To Say? 😄
Cooper:
Cooper: Wait... Your Bakery Sells Talking Cakes?!?! 😱
Klaus Von Frosting: 😐
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Teen Spruce: *Motioning To A Hairloween Display* All These Ghosts! All These Ghosts! 🥺🫱👻
Teen Spruce: And I Still Can't Find A Boo! 😭
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Trickee: It Don't Care What You Say!
Trickee: The Letter Z Is Just A Sideways N!
Hype: Could You Please Just Go To Sleep? 😑
Trickee: Zo! >:(
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Branch: *Giving Poppy A Beautiful Flower* 🌷😅
Poppy: Awww! 🤭
Branch: Poppy... I Need To Confess Something... For The Longest Time... I- 😓👉👈
DreamWorks: -Thought You Were Always A Great Friend? :D
Poppy And Branch: 😐 😐
(A Week Later)
Branch: *Gazing Lovingly Into Poppy's Eyes* 🩵
Poppy: *Gazing Lovingly Into Branch's Eyes* 🩷
Branch: Poppy... Will You Please Become My- 😊
DreamWorks: -Closest Friend? :D
Poppy And Branch: 😑 😑
(A Few Months Later)
Branch: *On One Knee, Holding A Small Box With A Wedding Ring In It* 💍
Poppy: *Gasp!* 🫢
Branch: Poppy... Will You Make Me The Happiest Troll Alive And Marry- 🥹
DreamWorks: -BE MY BFF FOREVER?! :D
Poppy And Branch: NOOOOO! 😭 😭
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Adult Veneer: Uhhh Velvet. You Know Stuff Like That Can Kill You Right? 🫵😰
Adult Velvet: *Smoking, Drinking, And Eating Raw Cookie Dough At The Same Time* 🚬🍺🍪
Adult Velvet: I Know, I'm Trying To Speed Up The Process. -_-
(Authors Note: But Seriously... Please Never Get Addicted To Smoking And Drinking People!)
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HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
