Pushy Poppy: A lot of people tell me have "CoMmiTmEnt IsSuEs"
Pushy Poppy: But I know that can't be true because I have Committed to Committing Multiple Crimes! 🙄
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Guy Diamond: DJ Let Me wear her Headphones! If that doesn't Scream "Couple" Then I don't know what does! 🎧
Clay: Cool, Viva Let Me Wear Her Cape!
Guy Diamond Clearly Outmatched: :(
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Bliss Marina: 😞
Synth: What's Wrong Bliss? 🙁
Bliss Marina: King Trollex Rejected My Proposal. 😭
Synth: WHAT?! Bro, How Could You???
Trollex: She Was Drunk! She wasn't in her right mind!... Also... She Proposed To Me With A Plastic Spider Ring She Won At An Arcade. 😑
Bliss Marina: IT GLOWED IN THE DARK!!! 😭
Synth: And You Said "No" To That?! How Could You say "No" to A Glow-In-The-Dark Ring??? 😠
Trollex: *Sigh* Laguna, Please Back me up here!
Laguna Tidepool: I'm not helping you. It Glowed In The Dark Trollex! >:(
Trollex: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SENSIBLE ONE! 😭
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Gristle: *Building A Snow-Bergen* ⛄️
His Aunt: Aren't You A Little Too Old To Be Playing In The Snow? 😒
Gristle: Aren't You A Little Too Old To Be Alive? 😒
Bridget: GRISSY!
Gristle: What??? 🤨
His Aunt: O————O
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JD: Here's A Hot Tip From Yours Truly... John Dory!
JD: If You Ever Want To Go To The "Hustle Dimension" But You Don't Have An Armadillo Van... Just Go out in the Woods, Find some Weird Looking Mushrooms, And Start Eating As Many As You Can! 🍄🥴 The Effects Are Practically The Same!
Branch: ...
Branch: I Worry About You sometimes John...
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Harper The Artist: Ok Kids, It's Time To Pull Out Your Colorful Paints And Start Finger Painting! 🎨😁
Sunny: Finger Painting? 🤔
Rosie: Oh! I know what she means!
(Thirty Minutes Later)
Rosie: *Holding Up A Canvas* This Is MUCH Better Than our last Finger Painting. 😌🖼️
Sunny: Agreed. 😌
The Painting: *Is A Painting Of An Actual Human Finger* 👆
Sunny: What Should We Do Now? 😄
Rosie: *Points The Painting At Harper* Pull It! 😆 👉
Harper The Artist: 🤨???
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Sid Frit: I Messed Up... I Think I Accidentally Stole Something. 😔
Carol: What did you steal?
Sid Frit: *Points At The Giant Bouncy Castle In The Background* 🏰
Carol: Oh My God... 😦
Sid Frit: I Know... 😔
Carol: *Absolutely Loves Bouncy Castles* You Just Stole My Heart! 🥹💞
Sid Frit: *Blushes* Oh... 😳
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Veneer: Maybe The Real Treasure Was The Memories We Made Along The Way! ✨
Crimp: I Almost Died! 😢
Velvet: That Was My Favorite Memory. 🙂
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Clampers: *Cronch*
Clampers: Hear That? That's the sound of me eating Sticks! 😇
Delta Dawn: Please Don't- 😑
Clampers: Too Late! *Cronch*
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Brandi: Hi, I'm Your Wife.
Spruce: Yes? And? 🤨
Brandi: And If You Want Me To Stay That Way, You'll learn to difference between the Garbage And The Recycling. 😊
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HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
