Riff: *Uses A Red Crayon To Make An Outline Of Barb's Body* 🖍️
Riff: This Is Your Badness Chart. It's Vary High For Someone Your Size...
Barb: *Throws A Chair Across The Room For Some Reason*
Riff: ...And We Have To Fix That. 🙁
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Spruce: Brandi, Do you ever wonder what's going on inside Spruce Jr's Head?
In Spruce Jr's Mind: A R S O N 🔥😊🔥
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Hickory: You Want A Cappuccino Branch? ☕️
Branch: Fine! I'm Going To Drink It... But I Am Highly Offended By it! >:(
Poppy: You've Heard Of The "Banana Bros"... Now Get Ready For... The CAPPUCCINO BROS! :D
Me: I Am SO Sorry DreamWorks! :')
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Random Troll: *To Clay* IDIOT! 😠
Clay: Eh, I've Been Called Worse. 🤷
Random Troll: Like What?
Clay: *Visibly Disgusted* I've Been Called John Dory... 😰
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Kid Floyd: Do You Know What An Antique Is?
Kid Spruce: *Points To Grandma Rosiepuff* There's An Antique Right There! 😃👉
Grandma Rosiepuff:
Grandma Rosiepuff: EXCUSE ME-
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JD: *Watching Poppy & Branch Being All Lovey Dovey* 🩷🩵
JD: *Sigh* 😞
Prince D: What'cha Thinking About John?
JD: I Just Realized That I'm Cologne... But The "C" Is silent. 😔
Prince D: Same... 😔
Cooper: *Thinking Hard* O-log-ne? 🤨
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(The Bergen Chef And Creep-CREEK Being A Villainous Duo)
The Bergen Chef: Pull The Lever Creek! 😈
Creek: *Accidentally Pulls A Lever That Says "Trap Door"*
The Bergen Chef: *While Falling Down The Trap Door* WRONG LEVERRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Creek: Oh... 😯
The Bergen Chef: *Walks Back In, Soaking Wet, With An Alligator Biting Her Ankle* Why Do We Even HAVE That Lever?! 😡
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Peppy: *Looking Dramatically At The Beautiful Sunset* 🌅
Poppy: Isn't The Sunset Beautiful Dad? 🥹
Peppy: ...
Peppy: I Think I'm Gonna Have Diarrhea Later... 😐
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Val: *Coughing Up Blood*
The Rest Of The Tribe Ambassadors: DON'T DIE VAL! 😰😰😰😰
Val: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO FRICKING DO!!! 😠
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Guy Diamond: Do you have A Date For Valentine's Day?
DJ Suki: Yes, February 14th.
Guy Diamond: I..... Never Mind... 😕
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HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
